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mrsgomez
12-16-2008, 12:12 AM
i really want to write him a dirty letter and he is suppost to be writting me one but i dnt want him to get in to trouble can i write those kind of letters to him ???

Grettashouse
12-16-2008, 12:15 AM
I think that the Prison Staff would be really disappointed if you didn't!!! I swear all of the mail reading guards have to be perverts. However the answer is yes...I've written some of the absolute nastiest things to my man so pour a glass of wine; kick back and unwind!!!!

mrsgomez
12-16-2008, 12:21 AM
thank you how long is your man in for and how long has he already served??

Elijah's Love
12-16-2008, 06:53 AM
I've sent a few to my man and plan on sending a few more for Christmas ;)

*embarrassing story - a guy I've known since I was a baby (his Mom was my babysitter when Mom went back to work when I was 4 weeks old) is the one who goes through the mail at the place my hunny was at before and I ran into him one day and he just gave me this look and went "I didn't realize you had such a vivid imagination" so of course I had to ask Hunny when I saw him at visit the next day and he laughed and told me that Mike was teh one who had read the "letter" I had sent a few days before. I was ready to die - and STILL cant look at Mike without blushing Lol*

RavenHart113
12-17-2008, 08:03 PM
Please do not be afriad to write him dirty letters!!!
Personally (sometimes) it can be better than the real thing...ok not really but you catch my drift.I mean for them thier day doesnt change much and i know he doesnt have all that much to tell me ,so we have come to the decsion to write MOSTLY dirty letters and i love it!!!and so does he....so do what Grettashouse said...RIGHT NOW GIRL!!:evil:

kountrykutie197
12-18-2008, 07:11 PM
Shoot, we start off with the weather....and then it just ends up that way....oh well...what do you think they are thinking about....write him the trashiest, filthiest, nastiest, sloppiest sexy letter you can think of girl!!!! Shoot, them COs probably get ideas from reading all those dirty letters that get sent in there... :lol:

Greek_Koukla
12-19-2008, 02:38 AM
Joseph sends me a dirty letter at least once a month! I love getting them! He begs and begs for me to send one back - I really get into them, would love to see his face when he's reading them!

Elijah's Love
12-19-2008, 08:11 AM
Lol ... Mine just told me last night that it was about time for another one.

Send your man the letter saying EXACTLY what you want to do to him and with him!

KCRgirl1031
12-20-2008, 11:03 AM
girl you better write him the nastest thing you can think of....haha...not to add what my boyfriend calls "smut"...butttt i am damn good at it..and i let him share them with the people he associates with inside...he BRAGS about my letters..get gets one...3 times a week and they are all different....haha i think from being in high school (i'm out dont worry)..buttt i was with a guy for most of my senior year..and we'd be in class sending text like that so letters like that dont fase me too much...i'm damn good not to smack my own butt about it =]]]]

tinhsv
12-20-2008, 11:12 AM
(raising hand) Guilty of writing soft porn. Ha Ha! We each enjoy our turn. Sometimes I leave my "story" to be continued to give him a jumping off point. I could care less if an inspector reads our mail (and 80% of the time they do) I think they probably get a kick out of it secretly. Plus, before long we will never see those people again.
:D

ant's wife
12-20-2008, 11:23 AM
i am embrassed to write a dirty letter he's been gone 5 years poor man i've tried to write what i see in my dreams(im a bad girl) lmao but when i write it it sounds like instuctions to put a new toy together lol insert a into b

KCRgirl1031
12-20-2008, 11:34 AM
i am embrassed to write a dirty letter he's been gone 5 years poor man i've tried to write what i see in my dreams(im a bad girl) lmao but when i write it it sounds like instuctions to put a new toy together lol insert a into b


awww girl you are trying to hard...it should flow....not necessarily an instruction manual...hehe...thats what my man sounds like sometimes when he writes (i correct him but love him for trying)...need more help?...WATCH something you know what im talking about...write what you see.:thumbsup:

ant's wife
12-20-2008, 11:43 AM
i think for christmas im gonna cheat and find a erotic love poem and send that to him ill tell him i ain't write it but it's the thought that counts

KCRgirl1031
12-20-2008, 11:44 AM
exactly!!!!...my baby has sent me a poem and i know God bless his soul that he did not write it (for one its not in his hand writing) but i love that he thought of me...your man is going to love that too!

MzDynamique
12-24-2008, 10:16 AM
Girl we send freaky letters all the time...it's mentally satisfying..you'll see. Girl especially if you're 100% faithful. You'll learn to apprciate the sex stories he comes up with. They help out alot during your alone time. Girl I'll tell you this you'll strart doing crazy stuff to yourself..:) I'm so serious. You'll see,.....then it'll be more of a reaction to write him and tell him what you've done while thinking of him...It excite's them..Just to know how much they're woman's craving them..I love it. Plus It's all I got till he comes home and give me the real thing. I'm so crazy about my Husband

Imdone1212
12-28-2008, 10:02 AM
i am embrassed to write a dirty letter he's been gone 5 years poor man i've tried to write what i see in my dreams(im a bad girl) lmao but when i write it it sounds like instuctions to put a new toy together lol insert a into b

LOL thats too cute :D Im in the process of trying to write a dirty letter but Im having a serious case of writers block..

InsomniaCT
12-28-2008, 10:20 AM
I've been asked not to (by the lawyers, actually)...he's facing appeal and due to some of the charges it can make him seem like some kind of pervert, which will then be used in court. We're pretty good at innuendo, but it's not as satisfying. Ants Wife--try song lyrics; Marvin Gaye (Sexual Healing & Let's get it On) or Adina Howard (T-Shirt & Panties). Then you just have to print them out, the message comes through (so to speak :) ) loud and clear!

normsgirl
12-28-2008, 08:51 PM
sent them he will love them

PrettyGreenEyez
12-29-2008, 07:45 AM
I want to write mine a dirty letter but having a writer's block. We haven't physically been together so I know it will give him somethin to look forward to when he gets home, ESPECIALLY if he has a letter telling him what I would do to him but I am just at a loss for words. I don't want to sound like an idiot lol! I think when I go visit him I will see what he thinks of the idea & then decide. He'll prob tell me HELL YEA send me the naughtiest, nasty, sexiest shit you can think of lol! Hmm maybe I will buy a Kama Sutra book & pick some things out of there I would like to try....hmmmm :lol:

Elijah's Love
12-29-2008, 01:03 PM
girl you better write him the nastest thing you can think of....haha...not to add what my boyfriend calls "smut"...butttt i am damn good at it..and i let him share them with the people he associates with inside...he BRAGS about my letters..get gets one...3 times a week and they are all different....haha i think from being in high school (i'm out dont worry)..buttt i was with a guy for most of my senior year..and we'd be in class sending text like that so letters like that dont fase me too much...i'm damn good not to smack my own butt about it =]]]]


lmao I did the same thing - only we wrote them in a notebook we passed back and forth between classes. After we broke up I would write out the "fantasies" in a binder book and had a LOT of them (probably 500+) when I got with my ex and trashed the book. It would come in handy now. Lol.

WillowWoman
12-30-2008, 04:57 PM
I was told I couldn't sent erotica that I've written... in fact I was told that I can't send anything sexual at all to him. Are the rules different in Texas?

I would LOVE to be able to send my man 'dirty' letters. I guess all I can do it write him one and hope it gets past the officers. When we were dealing with the court cases and we knew he was going to get sentenced eventually, we joked about his cellmates requesting topics from me.

I've been writing erotica off and on since I was a junior in high school, so I've got a bit of practice. Maybe I can put my practice to good use! Hurray!

ant's wife
12-30-2008, 05:05 PM
someone told me to watch a not so nice video and just write what im seeing i did that and it was better he liked and told me to keep doing it i think evantually i won't need the videos im still embrassed tho and we've had sex before he went in so it's not really anything new to either of us and i don't think they let texas prisons do anything!!!!

WillowWoman
12-30-2008, 05:06 PM
Rar. Sometimes I really hate Texas.

Armygirl8287
01-04-2009, 05:13 AM
OH yes! I love my sexual letters! and he loves his too! We always start one a normal topic and yeah.. it just ends up sexual! LOL... they are great letters!!! :p infact I got one of those 2 days ago... hmm I need to send one back!

SSG
01-04-2009, 05:58 AM
I'm afraid there's no hope for me lol. I have tried and tried but I can't seem to write one. I want to but I don't even talk dirty when we are in bed lol. What can I say I'm the quiet type. I have plenty of ideas.....oh boy do I have ideas lol. Just putting them into words isn't my style. I tend to put my ideas into action....can't do that right now though. Help?

Lonzo's Lady...
01-04-2009, 06:45 AM
I was told I couldn't sent erotica that I've written... in fact I was told that I can't send anything sexual at all to him. Are the rules different in Texas?

I would LOVE to be able to send my man 'dirty' letters. I guess all I can do it write him one and hope it gets past the officers. When we were dealing with the court cases and we knew he was going to get sentenced eventually, we joked about his cellmates requesting topics from me.

I've been writing erotica off and on since I was a junior in high school, so I've got a bit of practice. Maybe I can put my practice to good use! Hurray!

My guy is in Texas in Powledge and we write the smuttiest stuff you can imagine all the time. We even have a system where I put a tiny star in the left hand corner of "those" letters so he will know to wait until he is alone to read it.;) After I sent him the latest one I got a letter from him with only one word in it; he wrote "DAMN!" "firewks: Marcia

nubianlocs
01-04-2009, 07:58 AM
I LOVE writing letters like this to my baby. I can't remember how we even got started doing that? I'm going to have to ask him. But I do know that once I started writing him those kind of letters he was shocked and AMAZED. In a good way. He asked me if I could write them to him once each week. But there have been weeks that I've sent several. The conversation in our letters start out one way....and then always turn into something sexual.

Being that I can't have him here with me, it helps a lot. You adjust and work things out that best way you can.

I've written so many that sometimes he'll bring one back up and I'll have to think for a second and then it will all come back to me.

You can get some ideas off the web. Or pm me. I don't mind sharing a little tidbit!

Vicki-STE
01-04-2009, 11:23 AM
I sometimes get a letter with a few "good" lines in it. I sometimes squirm cause my 8 year old daughter is usually sitting right next to me while I am reading. I look at her like ":eek: what???!!" She has no idea why mommy is trippin.
But John says it makes his time harder to really really get into the good stuff. :( So I honor his wishes.
But lately he has asked me to flash him a boobie at one of our visits..(he is still in county so we visit at the jail via video cameras)
Yea...no maybe not so much! I can just see a CO grabbing me as I try to leave the visit..and maybe finding a spot for ME to stay in the jail;)

cazacaza1
01-10-2009, 12:39 PM
Well ladies, got one of thoses today,after I picked myself up of the floor:eek:, I just had to read it again, never knew a man could do all that to a woman, not only found my soulmate, but also a man who know what a woman wants he-he :p

KCRgirl1031
01-10-2009, 12:42 PM
Well ladies, got one of thoses today,after I picked myself up of the floor:eek:, I just had to read it again, never knew a man could do all that to a woman, not only found my soulmate, but also a man who know what a woman wants he-he :p


haha pick yourself off the floor!!! hahahhahahaahahh

ii love those letters..sometimes i just cant get out of bed =]]

evathediva
01-10-2009, 01:54 PM
yer the nasty the better there only gonna get sticky anyways

myinmatemyhubby
01-10-2009, 04:31 PM
i've sent one like this your poor pussy cat is all out of cream and no one has made it purr sent's you went in,plus she had way to much fur so i shaved her for her daddy .please get home soon and take care of your pussy cat she is meowing so loud for you i can't sleep at night.
he know's what it's saying they know what i'm saying without saying it but ha ha they can't reject the letter because we're talking about a damn cat !

KCRgirl1031
01-10-2009, 06:48 PM
^^^^ lmaooooo!!!!