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Lipstick · #1 09-02-2008, 08:49 PM

Please share your embrassing moments! I will start, but I have to say that I have soooooo many that it's difficult to choose which one to start with. I just have that type of LUCK!

Well I was about 25 and I was dating this guy. (not my hubby, shhhh)He was gorgeous. He clicked right from the start. I had been seeing for a couple of weeks, and he asked what I was going to do over the weekend. I had plans to go to a wedding

. So he said well if you get home early to give him a call

. So I went to the wedding made my apperance and took off, I was home by ten

so I called him, and he came over to my house

. So while I was waiting for him I fixed my hair and make up. I had on a long shirt that had two slits on each side of the leg, the slits went all the way up the leg, VERY SEXY!!! I had on heels and then i thought well I want to look relaxed,

so I took them off and put them on the floor next to the couch. So he knocked I said come in!!!! Waiting for his entrance, I was so excited

. He came in and sat next to me on the couch, at this time I had you know the butterflies in my stomache. I asked him if he wanted something to drink

. He said yes. So I got up and my foot got tangled in the heel strap (next to the couch) and I TRIED to catch my balance, but all I did was stumble even more about 5 steps. Then It was over I fell FLAT on my face

. With my foot still tangled with the heel.

. I was so embrassed that I just layed there for what seemed an hour (only seconds though)

I didn't move. I kept my face in the floor. I didnt even want to look up. Then I see his foot and He walks over to me and graps my hand and says OH my god are you ok!! All I could do at this point was laugh

He grabed my hand and helped me up. He never once laughed at me or anything. I kept laughing

. He never did what a sweetie

.

his#1 bball fan · #2 09-02-2008, 09:15 PM

The most embarrassing moment for me has to be when my ex's mom walked in on us while we were doing "it"....OMG I wanted the earth to swallow me up right then and there!!!

This was yearssssssss ago and still gets me so EMBARRASSED!!!!

Cheetoes1 · #3 09-02-2008, 09:38 PM

Years ago, my ex husband and myself got caught doing the "deed" by two maintenance workers putting in new smoke detectors in the apartments in our building!!! I will never forgot the looks on their faces when they walked in on us!!

LOL I don't know who was embarrassed more!! Us or the workers!! LOL

KellyA.

Junior'sQueen · #4 09-03-2008, 10:13 AM

Ok, mine is pretty embarrassing too. One night, back in the day, before my man, years and years ago, with my high school sweetheart, we were at the park around midnight in my small car doing the "deed"; we were butt naked in the middle of it all and all of a sudden TWO cops, one on each side of the car comes up and taps on the window AND shines their lights on us. We both quickly grab our clothes to at least attempt to cover ourselves up and told us to leave. Thank God they did not cite us! OMG, I was so embarrassed, lights shining on us!!!!

outinaussie · #5 09-27-2008, 08:06 AM

this thread gave me a good laugh!!!
ive had many many embarrassing moments.. so i'll go with a recent one !
was going through the flu & had a really runny nose.. anyway, ive gone to the store with my girlfriend.. she's looking around for some stuff & the guy behind the counter says hi when he sees me & starts asking why he hasent seen me around for a while yada yada yada... so we start conversating.. the stores full of customers everywhere hey.. anyway, while im chatting away getting into some story, i feel my nose starting to run, so without looking down , i reach my hand into my bag & pull out a tissue to blow my nose... as im wiping my nose, carrying on my story, the guy behind the counter literally falls to the ground holding his stomach coz he's laughing soo hard..im thinking "hahaha.. but the story wasent that funny???" the other customers are in hysterics also.. i look at my friend, whos more mortified than laughing... im thinking maybe i had a big booger hanging out or something??? so as i go to wipe my nose again..this time i look at my hand..and almost died of embarrasment when i see that im holding a menstrual pad not a tissue!!!! we got outta there quick smart without purchasing anything...lol.. my friend making a vow to never be seen out in public with me again.. apparently its not the first time i have embarrassed her hey...lol..
anyway, back home, im telling my sis about what happened & cracking up laughing.. she's almost crying from laughter & she turns around & gets all serious & goes " oh sis... it wasent it dirty one was it???"
now i dont know how many of us carry dirty ones around.. but no..it wasent i assured her...lol.. guess that bimbo gene runs in the family???

Cheetoes1 · #6 09-27-2008, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by outinaussie

this thread gave me a good laugh!!!
ive had many many embarrassing moments.. so i'll go with a recent one !
was going through the flu & had a really runny nose.. anyway, ive gone to the store with my girlfriend.. she's looking around for some stuff & the guy behind the counter says hi when he sees me & starts asking why he hasent seen me around for a while yada yada yada... so we start conversating.. the stores full of customers everywhere hey.. anyway, while im chatting away getting into some story, i feel my nose starting to run, so without looking down , i reach my hand into my bag & pull out a tissue to blow my nose... as im wiping my nose, carrying on my story, the guy behind the counter literally falls to the ground holding his stomach coz he's laughing soo hard..im thinking "hahaha.. but the story wasent that funny???" the other customers are in hysterics also.. i look at my friend, whos more mortified than laughing... im thinking maybe i had a big booger hanging out or something??? so as i go to wipe my nose again..this time i look at my hand..and almost died of embarrasment when i see that im holding a menstrual pad not a tissue!!!! we got outta there quick smart without purchasing anything...lol.. my friend making a vow to never be seen out in public with me again.. apparently its not the first time i have embarrassed her hey...lol..
anyway, back home, im telling my sis about what happened & cracking up laughing.. she's almost crying from laughter & she turns around & gets all serious & goes " oh sis... it wasent it dirty one was it???"
now i dont know how many of us carry dirty ones around.. but no..it wasent i assured her...lol.. guess that bimbo gene runs in the family???

Thats too funny!!!

KellyA.

ritaron · #7 11-09-2008, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Cheetoes1

Thats too funny!!!

KellyA.

yeah that ones hilareous

Lipstick · #8 10-19-2008, 12:24 AM

One night I was having a nightmare about a serial killer , and the police came to me and asked be to be bait (cause I was the type that he killed) So I agreed, and once the killer came after me I was running and screaming and the police were no where to be found. I was running and running and it was pitch dark, I coould not see anything, and I was just looking for a light to run to. Then I fell.....

At this point I woke up, BUT I haven't yet fiqured out this was a dream. So (in my dream I fell) When I woke up I just starting running and looking for any light. I finally see a light coming from underneath a door. SO as I'm still running in the dark (REALLY) I pushed open the door and I'm screaming HELP HELP HE'S TRYING TO KILL ME.......

Then I look and I see my husband "sitting" on the toilet.

He jumped so high up in the air. (Lets just say he was sitting in the right spot, cause I scared the crap out of him)

He yells what the hell is your problem and then he tells me your dreaming, No ONE is trying to kill you. So I turned around and went back to bed.

This was about 5 years ago, but I still laugh every single time I think about it.............

Shush · #9 10-19-2008, 05:17 AM

when I visited my Man I have had the luck to be allowed to stay with a wife of an other prisoner.
first time I went out to get something to eat, i came back and was not able to open that door with the key! I tried for about a quater of an hour until a very old neighbor woman came by. I used the chance to ask her for help, (and when you hear me speaking, you realise quick i am NOT american!) it needed 2 seconds for her and the door was open. ...... well, I have needed two more times until I figuered out how it really worked...... so I thought I was fine then....

a next day I offered to go and get the post: will you believe it, I have not been able to open that letter box! and inside was a letter from my Man, so I kept trying. again somebody came by and I got help.....once more it needed only a second for the other person to open it.....

at this moment I thought, I start to get stupid.......

one or two days later, I wanted to post a letter in the letter box..... i stoped by a drive by letter box on the supermarket car park, but in the wrong way. i went out of the car, posting the letter, went back in the car and...... NOTHING! I was not able to turn the key ! no matter what I did, no chance to get this car started.... and I was stopping at the end at a forbidden place.... what ever I did, nothing worked so I final went to a shop near by asking for help. the only thing the girl said, what I have not had done aready was to push the brake.... first I thought, what a stupid thing... but I thanked and went to try that one: it worked..... with a real red head I left that place....
sharing this with my Man, he did chuckle real great and so at least all this has been good for something!

MizzMarquez619 · #10 11-10-2008, 02:06 PM

haha wow where to begin....Well my all time most mortifying and humiliating moment has to be opening up the Orange County Register the other day and seeing that my families about to be indited....yeah great thing to read over coffee in the morning.

jeswannabhiswyf · #11 11-10-2008, 02:29 PM

I was dating this guy(not my fiance) and we went to his place. We entered through the back porch which was covered with turf. I spent about 4-5 hours there that day. I was flattered the entire time as he kept mentioning how good I looked to him in a gentlemanly way. So I am feeling oh so fly because he loves the boots and the skirt. After the movie goes off, we leave for him to take me home. I get to going down the steps and CRAP! Why did I fall? I skidded across the porch on the turf! That crap hurts bare knees...take it from mr

! Now I told you I had on a skirt. You guessed it. Thank God for clean pretty panties

! That was SOOOOOOOOO embarassing., He laughed at me the whole way home. My knees were skinned up and burning and he was cracking up!

jeswannabhiswyf · #12 11-10-2008, 02:51 PM

I keep my toys in my trunk. I have a chocolate dream which is a huge jelly life-like replica of a penis. My father went to rearrange my trunk for me so that the new bags we(my cousins and I) accumulated xould fit in the trunk. I completely forgot about it being in there until I heard him say "Umph" and shove something in a corner

. It was so embarassing I couldn't help but laugh. My 3 cousins standing around laughed to. We did so silently. Years later my cousin and I were reminescing about that incident. She spent years thinking it was a gun (

go figure. I am not that gangsta). So when I told her over the phone it was a vibrator she died laughing. I hung up and let her call me back when she caught her breath.

Csmcgrl23 · #13 11-10-2008, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by jeswannabhiswyf

I keep my toys in my trunk. I have a chocolate dream which is a huge jelly life-like replica of a penis. My father went to rearrange my trunk for me so that the new bags we(my cousins and I) accumulated xould fit in the trunk. I completely forgot about it being in there until I heard him say "Umph" and shove something in a corner

. It was so embarassing I couldn't help but laugh. My 3 cousins standing around laughed to. We did so silently. Years later my cousin and I were reminescing about that incident. She spent years thinking it was a gun (

go figure. I am not that gangsta). So when I told her over the phone it was a vibrator she died laughing. I hung up and let her call me back when she caught her breath.

you keeps your toys in the trunk of your car???

jeswannabhiswyf · #14 11-10-2008, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Csmcgrl23

you keeps your toys in the trunk of your car???

It would've been a longer story. This was in 2001. I was living with my mom at the time and my niece was 5 so she shared a room with me. She is a serious rambler. So the safest place (so I thought) was to keep it in my trunk. Somewhere only I could get it.

outinaussie · #15 11-12-2008, 02:25 AM

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Originally Posted by jeswannabhiswyf

I keep my toys in my trunk. I have a chocolate dream which is a huge jelly life-like replica of a penis. My father went to rearrange my trunk for me so that the new bags we(my cousins and I) accumulated xould fit in the trunk. I completely forgot about it being in there until I heard him say "Umph" and shove something in a corner

. It was so embarassing I couldn't help but laugh. My 3 cousins standing around laughed to. We did so silently. Years later my cousin and I were reminescing about that incident. She spent years thinking it was a gun (

go figure. I am not that gangsta). So when I told her over the phone it was a vibrator she died laughing. I hung up and let her call me back when she caught her breath.

i was just laughing so hard my son asked what im laughing at???..lol..

Csmcgrl23 · #16 11-11-2008, 09:13 AM

LOL...classic. I'd still be embarrassed by that!

jeswannabhiswyf · #17 11-11-2008, 07:21 PM

Trust me I AM!!!!!

Csmcgrl23 · #18 11-12-2008, 09:39 AM

Jes...I guess it's still better than one of the kids coming out of the bedroom with it turned on asking "what's this?" LOL. hahahahaha.

jeswannabhiswyf · #19 11-12-2008, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Csmcgrl23

Jes...I guess it's still better than one of the kids coming out of the bedroom with it turned on asking "what's this?" LOL. hahahahaha.

Absolutely! and outinaussie, I'm sure you did laugh out loud. Believe it or not, every now and then I'll think about it out of the blue and crack up laguhing out loud. Most of the time I can't share what's so funny because the wrong people are around. If by chance one of the cousins who already know are around then I can say "Guess what I just thought about". Funny stuff.