A funny!

[Judeca]

The train was quite crowded, so a Redneck U. S. Marine
walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat
left was taken by a well dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle.
The war-weary Marine asked, 'Ma'am, may I have that
seat?'
The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in
particular 'Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using
that seat.'
The Marine walked the entire train again, but the
only seat left was under that dog.
'Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired.'
She snorted, 'Not only are you Americans rude, you
are also arrogant!'
This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just
picked up the little dog tossed it out the train window, and sat down.
The woman shrieked, 'Someone must defend my honor!
this American should be put in his place!'
An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, 'Sir,
you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong
thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the
wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the
wrong bitch out the window.

[sexykittie]

LOL