The Crazy Mail Women- November

[goldenglove]

Originally Posted by jessicah

(P.S. I only checked the mailbox twice, before it finally got here by the 3rd time... am I getting worse, or is the mail seriously getting SLOWER!?)

Oh, trust me Jess...I hear ya hon!
The route my mailcarrier has...I'm one of the last houses for his day.
I don't even glance at my mailbox until 4:00 or 5:00!
But, don't read this as a complaint...someone's gotta be last after all...and those of you who have known me for a year or more know how Danny, my mailman, gets mad props from me for the whole "neither snow, nor rain, nor heat of day, nor gloom of night shall stay these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds..." postal carrier's creed thing! (nor barking dogs, nor unearthly ice storms with un-shoveled stairways and sidewalks...just to pick up my outgoing letter when he had nothing to deliver...)
Danny rocks!!!

[LadyKisses]

Well hello my loverly ladies. I am glad to see some women got some good mail loving. I am super duper excited for everyone that got some mail loving
see I was like this when the mail woman came and then I was like this after she came I just wanted to go to prison and smack the shit out of someone and tell them, hey dont you know that the hoildays are imporant to my mailbox so quit damn friggin holding the damn mail. I need my letters!!!! Yeah get them good. Go up thier and snag my man up and take him home. See how they like it.

ale: Thanks for the get well wishes. I wish I felt better. I am trying to get over this crap along with my daughter. But I am glad to see you are still doing the happy dance about your phone calls. Cause them phone calls are something else

dagutta: Aweeee I was fixing to say oh no your man didnt go thier but then at the end I got it. Awe that was super sweet what he did. I know that one you made I sent to my man. It was super sweet he signed it and sent it back along with a super sweet poem. It was so sweet and specail we got some specail and sweet men.

Boo-Boo: Girl I know I am waiting patiently, I am glad you are good, and when I win the lottery I am personally comming up thier and buying you a damn laptop

He's girl: Girl I hope you are doing okay. I am here if you need me sweetie. Dont go completly out and shut ureself away. Were all here if you need us sweetie. Hang in thier darling

Lucky: girl were are you hiding at. I hope all is well on your side of the fence

For any woman I forgot dont get me. I wish you all a wonderful mail loving day and hopefully we can get bushels this coming week before thanksgiving cause it sure would be super duper nice
Ladies have a loverly evening. And I will talk to you all tomorrow

[sidewalker]

Im so glad many got some letters from loved ones today!! yipee!!!!!!!!!!!
good on you all.
me, I got a phone call (actually 2 but one I let the boys talk mostly)
ticked a bit at my hub. telling me the letter(s) he got from me, after asking for pictures for forever.......and then complains that I have a pouch?
wtf?
whatever. I told him, in no uncertain terms......hey dude!
Im old!
I have had two kids and I dont have time to go to the gym and prolly wouldnt anyway! ya dumbass!
so if I have a tummy........so freakin what?!
seriously it not toooooooooo horrible. I weigh about 15 lbs less than when he was here.
gawd I wanna smack him.

but besides that......

to whomever (darn it now I cant remember who was talking about *gunning*)
if the person doing *that* was not TRYING TO BE NOTICED......then ya know? I think that is horse crap. I know they are not to do *that* in CA prisons, but geeeeeeeeeez. I dunno. I think that is bs.
I say, DONT LOOK!!!!!!!!!

[jessicah]

Originally Posted by Ale98020508

Hello my lovely ladies. Mommy has been doing the happy dance all day. Yes I got mail with my man telling me once again that he loved me. Aww he is such a sweetheart. While I was reading my letter I got a call and the damn call hung up on me. Yes it was from the jail. I kept my phone stuck to me like glue for a couple of hours afterwards. Then he called again and this time it went through. YAY I GOT TO TALK TO MY BABY LADIES. He told me he had his boy call me to make sure that my phone didn't have a block on it so he didn't waste his phone time because he didn't know if I was at school. He made my day and told me to my ear that he loved me and that he was falling in love with me. He told me he had to hang up and he called again. He is so sweet. I got two freaking calls I am on cloud nine. YAY It felt so good to talk to him. He asked for some money for some picture sale that they are having. Do you ladies know if with jpay they take out the restitution also? He said they take out half of what we send him. I looked at the website and it gives me two options inmate or restitution. I picked inmate and it said that those funds the inmate is able to use at the commisary. For the restitution one it asks me for a case number and all of that which I do not have. Have any of you ladies used this website before and know how it works?

Datgutta: I hope everything works out for your man mammas. Booboo is right it seems like if someone is trying to sabotage his homecomming.

BooBoo: you are too much girlie. LOL get your diving gear on cuz we are going swimming. No need for the glue for my wig anymore I'll keep my full head of hair. I need to jump out and jump on my man.

Mrs: Come on girl I have an extra wetsuit so come with me and booboo.

Sidewalker: Lady you better tell your bosses to pick up my mail from the prison because I have a hot and steamy letter comming to me from what I'm told. I WANT IT. I hate the holidays it means no mail for two days. Do the deliver mail on Christmas Eve and New Years Eve?

Alright my lovely ladies time to put the kiddies to bed and sit down and write back. I have two letters to answer now. Oooh jeebuz. Do you ladies know where I could get printed stationary with our names on it?

Ale, thank you so much for being an AMAZING friend all day! You know what I'm talking about

[prettygirl21]

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Pretty girl: I feel you. Hell come on put your running shoes on and let's go chase that fool so he could give you your mail.

Girl let's go i'm all for it

Ladies sorry i've been MIA things have been hectic in my house my mom is worried that she's not gonna get her unemployment anymore if that happens then we'll be homeless so ladies i need all the prayers i can get

So where did i live off umm thursday i got mail from my boo today i got another letter from him

Friday i got a letter from my homeboy so yeah that's it.

Just curious what are my crazy stalkin mail lovin ladies doing for thanksgiving?

[FLESNWOYM]

Good Sunday to each and every one of you beautiful ladies!

Just stopping by to wish all of you a blessed week. I hope everyone gets some mail-lovin' before Thanksgiving.

Please try to rest today and build up some strength and energy for those stalking days.

Take care!

[Mrs_Krobetzky]

LADIES, LADIES:
Okay, well no mail today, but I wasn't expecting any, Hubby only writes when he has something to respond to. And as you all know my letter game has been slipping for the past couple weeks with work and school and everything. He called me tonight while I was at work and boy did he have some words for me!!!! He told me that I better pick up some pen and paper and get back on my hustle, that he has been accusing CO's of withholding my mail because I did such a good job at getting him a letter every other day (well atleast now he knows how the relationship between me and my mailman works when I am waiting on mail from him lol) He also got on my butt about letting my grades slip . It all kinda paid off in the end because......I GOT MY PROMOTION TODAY!!! I start 4 weeks of training for managment next week WOOHOO!! Downside..I now have to use my Thanksgiving paycheck to put a down payment on a car instead of Christmas for the lil one because I am not allowed to train at my store and I have to drive 30-45 minutes away for 4 weeks but it's worth it! So now I have to wait atleast 4 or 5 weeks before I can request a weekend off to go see Hubby!!!


Everybody rest up tomorrow, no stalking, we will be on double time this week, and then we have all our holiday fixins to prepare aswell!

[He's girl]

Hey Ladies!! vI am here!! Thanks for caring!!!
I want in on the MTV reality show!!! I could be the sidekick!!! LOL
I saw my baby friday and I am going on Wed before thanksgiving. he helped me get back on point and made me promise I would never let the ex see me cry again. Or he said he would start taking away privledges!! LOL he is so sweet!
We had a great visit and I have not gotten any mail but he has two on the way for next week. I like the holidays but not when it messes up the mail

Hope you all have loads of lovin this week. It will be a very long weekend for us stalkers!!!!

[He's girl]

Girl this is awesome!!! Is nt it funny how they get so used to our letters. My man told me the same thing. He made fun of me for writting so much and when I pulled back he was like oh i miss your letters!!!
Congrats on the promotion!!! Youe desrve it!!

Originally Posted by Mrs_Krobetzky

LADIES, LADIES:

Okay, well no mail today, but I wasn't expecting any, Hubby only writes when he has something to respond to. And as you all know my letter game has been slipping for the past couple weeks with work and school and everything. He called me tonight while I was at work and boy did he have some words for me!!!! He told me that I better pick up some pen and paper and get back on my hustle, that he has been accusing CO's of withholding my mail because I did such a good job at getting him a letter every other day (well atleast now he knows how the relationship between me and my mailman works when I am waiting on mail from him lol) He also got on my butt about letting my grades slip . It all kinda paid off in the end because......I GOT MY PROMOTION TODAY!!! I start 4 weeks of training for managment next week WOOHOO!! Downside..I now have to use my Thanksgiving paycheck to put a down payment on a car instead of Christmas for the lil one because I am not allowed to train at my store and I have to drive 30-45 minutes away for 4 weeks but it's worth it! So now I have to wait atleast 4 or 5 weeks before I can request a weekend off to go see Hubby!!!

Everybody rest up tomorrow, no stalking, we will be on double time this week, and then we have all our holiday fixins to prepare aswell!

[jessicah]

Originally Posted by Mrs_Krobetzky

I GOT MY PROMOTION TODAY!!! I start 4 weeks of training for managment next week WOOHOO!!

Congrats Mrs_Krobetzky!!!


to everyone!!

[BooBoo<3]

Hi lovers!!...hows my ladies doin???

Well...im off today...so i snuck off to the library to get my PTO fix...so here i ammmm lol..

Ale: sorry..ive been disappearing...ive been searching for a hot pink wet suit....damn..no luck yet...maybe ill get one with some sequins...we gotta make an appearance!!! nah but seriously..no computer..only go on when im at school or....the library . man it sucks being poor!...School full time..and two jobs...AND IM STILL BROKE!...damn being an inmates wife is expensive!! OK OK..hes not an "inmate" anymore...but you know what i mean!!!

datgutta: ohhh hhelllllllllll noooo....girl...i was readin your thing...and i got FUMING mad for you....didnt realize he was talkin about you lol! i was like wtf?!!! ARE YOU ******* KIDDING ME?!!! lol....jerk..that was super sweet tho...wont even lie... p.s. i was thinkin...when your baby gets home.....you should get him on to the whole PTO fam thing... his log in name can be "datgunna904" i crack myself up...LoL!!!

ThiefsMuneca: keep smiling..this time will fly by...keep writing..he'll appreciate it..plus it helps pass the time a little bit easier

LadyKisses: breathe easy girl!!! you'll get mail soon!..p.s. i know i need a laptop! sheesh! im so far behind times it aint even funny! lol!

sidewalker: ohhh helllll nooooo! a pouch?! id be like...listen you come here and deal with these kind of emotions and tell me how youuuuu feel!!! baby tried to pull that crap once...but did it in a nice way lol. i sent him a pic of me in a bikini (he was BEGGING for it) and he responded with how "sexy" it was blah blah blah then he was like "aww..my babys gotta little belly"..i was like oh helllll noooo...i wanted to die. lol. its like damn..i know its there...dont remind me!..sheesh!!! If i wanna drown my sorrows in a big bowl of ben and jerrys THEN SO BE IT!!!!!!!!!! lol


Mrs: CONGRATS GIRL!!! thats greattttt!! so happy for you!! you deserve it!!!

He'sgirl: your down for the MTV show?...seriously..lets get on this!!! lol

jessicah: thank you for the picture comments...too sweet




soooooo ladies. listen to this...tell me how baby tried calling collect..and they wanted to bill it to my credit card before allowing the call...i asked how much to connect...THEY CHARGED ME $19 FOR THE FIRST 6 MINUTES AND $2 FOR EACH ADDITIONAL MINUTE!!! um excuse me...are you smoking crack!!!!!! needless to say...i accepted the dang charges and told baby NO MORE COLLECT CALLS. sheesh!

[Ale98020508]

Good morning my lovely ladies. How are you? Me I'm great mommy is doing the happy dance today again . No mail this weekend but yes to a phone call. I love talking to my baby and hearing him tell me he loves me. The only bad thing was is that I was at work and my manager is cool about me receiving my phone calls but OUR boss was comming into the office from Sacramento so I had to hand up about a minute before the call hung up on us. At least he understands.

I hope my lovely ladies get a lot of mail this week.
Jessicah: You are very welcome mammas that's what we are here for.

[He's girl]

BOO BOO: you are a trip!! Seriously I am totally down for the real world thing!!! and I will go with you and Ale too throu the toilet!!! I gotta get to my boo so he wont be gunnin up in there!!! I loved the Datgunnin comment!! I laughed out loud it hurt my stomach!!
Sidewalker: girl I am 45 and I gots the pouch too. That is my souvenier if you will from having baby girl!!! You are probably gorgeous dahling!!!!!
Ale: girl come on over and kick my ex's butt PLEASE!!! Dennis was getting really pissed at visitation on Friday and he would love to have a go around as well. Me, I just try to ignore his lame ass. He alwsays has some bs to bring to me and I am done with him and all that. I was with him for a total of 19 years and I cant believe I stayed that friggin long!!! Thanks for the support. I needed it!!!
Kisses: love ya girl what can I say. You are always there for all of us!!! Thanks for being a friend.
Being an inmates girl is trying at best!!!! But I would not trade my sexy black man for anything!!! I love him, he's my Noah!!!
Gutta: girl I hope they are not messin with your man. Let me find out.... I will call there my damn self and advocate for him!! Whats a loitlle jacking off gonna do?? Shit where I work they do it all the damn time and no write ups!!! Hang inthere girl. We are here for ya, and definitely use Boo Boo's idea and get that man on here!!! He can stalk with the rest of us well at least cheer us on!!!
Mrs: girl I am happy for ya!!! Hope you get an awesome whip!!! you rock it girl!!!
Anyone I forgot, Happy Mail Stalking Eve!!! Tomorrow starts a new week of mail loving!!!!
Love ya all, Lisa

[Mrs_Krobetzky]

Originally Posted by Ale98020508

my manager is cool about me receiving my phone calls but OUR boss was comming into the office from Sacramento so I had to hand up about a minute before the call hung up on us.

Haha girl my managers know the deal to when they hear my phone go off and that squeal I let out (like a kid who just opened his eyes on christmas morning and saw a butt load of presents under the tree LOL) they already know the deal and will come take over for me --ahh i love those guys! But now I will be manager and I can just step to the back and take my call!!!! This past Monday Hubby called while I was at work and as you may have read from an earlier post my manager was outside so I put that store on hold lol told them the computers (convieniently ) went down for my phone call hahaha.

[his_lucky_charm]

Hey Lovely Ladies...

I want to say thank you for the words of wisdom.

I did go and see the honey yesterday. And boy was he surprised. He was sleep and wasn't expecting me until next weekend. Love those surprise visit. Of course I asked him why no letters in 2 weeks and he said he was reading studing and went to write and fell asleep. I said you could have put in sometime since we don't get phone calls right now. So he promised to write and send it off monday.

Ale: *Hooray* on the phone call. Those are something wonderful. *Congrats*

Pretty: will pray for you. I am going thru the unempl thing right now. Is there some organizations that may help with the rent until a decision is made. Girl, I found some were to were they will help with my utilities and rent. Hope all works out for you.

Lady: hey hon. Am here. Was not in a good place but found light. Hope you fell better.

Ale: Now that was an awesome letter. I was mad than happy for you. At the end very happy.

Mrs: congrats on the promotion. *Hooray*

To all the other lovley ladies here is to 3 days to stalk, 1 day to eat and another 2 days to stalk.

Stay blessed.