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Old 11-05-2005, 03:50 AM
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You know EXACTLY when the mailman runs!!

10:30 EVERY MORNING!!! LOL (not that I keep track! )
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Old 11-05-2005, 10:54 AM
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I would have to agree with this one on my way up I pay with a $20 and ask for all singles in charge, they see me now and just automatically give me singles

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Old 11-05-2005, 11:06 AM
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LOL LOL these are to funny I am ROTFL over here

How about when you get upset because Hallmark has not gotten any new greeting cards and you have EVERY single I miss you and I love you card on there shelf.....
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Old 11-05-2005, 10:21 PM
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Monet that happens to me too !! I'm like aww man still the same cards !!!! I have started making email cards online and printing them out to send them to him ... until the new Hallmark line comes in !!
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Old 11-05-2005, 10:43 PM
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ok how about when the phone rings and you get mad because it is not form a Unknown caller......
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lmao those are too funny i fit a few of them i haven't been for that long yet.lol
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When I see three other PTO members reading this thread beside me...

sigh...

Yep...I'm the 4th one... at 11:00pm on a Saturday night...

oi !


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Old 11-08-2005, 03:56 PM
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When the CO's call you by your name.
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Okay these are FABULOUS!! Loved them all :0) I printed them for my hubby. LMAO Thanks you guys!
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Old 11-27-2005, 08:40 PM
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I have a second line for him to call. *giggle* He's the only one with the number.
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When you start to put their prison number after your name on the return address of your letter to them.
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Old 11-29-2005, 10:27 PM
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When you look at your bedroom walls and you have one wall full of cards, and pictures that he has sent to you.

You make sure that you have enough money to take pictures each and everytime that it is picture weekend.

When you make sure that nothing will stand in your way of seeing your man.

When you leave work late at night, and you drive straight down and only get 2 hours sleep.
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Old 12-03-2005, 07:27 PM
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- When you seem to have a one on one relationship with the property room sargeant

- When you check to see if the stamp was upside down or not on the mail- indication of what's in store in the letter- check out the mail forum on this one

- When you shop for ziploc bags you're trying to find the designer or seasonal ones

- When you've been taking collect calls so long you've earned a $900 credit limit with CBS (never get blocked, never have to call in a payment, never have to prepay)

- When you run to the post office for the newest released stamps

- When your man is just as excited as you are for getting the JC Penney Big Book in the mail

- When you check the weather report for where your man is even if you're not visiting that day

- When you start having favorite places to go in the town he is located. My ex was never less than an hour away so each place he was at, I started finding some good local restaurants, theaters or shops.

- When the inmate you refer to is your ex and you're still addicted to PTO.

Ok, I'm sure I'll come up with more, but that's good for starters.
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Old 12-14-2005, 01:37 PM
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when you get angry cause yr mailmans late.......
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Old 12-18-2005, 03:28 AM
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When you find yourself getting excited about an envelope sale.

When you don't go to the bathroom or walk out to the mailbox without your phone.

When you go to the mall and you see a guy in khaki pants and shirt and wonder if he escaped.

When you bid your work schedule around his visiting days.

When you're able to give directions in the town his prison's in and you live almost 7 hours away.
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Old 12-18-2005, 07:04 PM
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Oh how true each and everyone!!!! However, I had never realized the patterns until pointed out ! I havent stopped laughing yet!!! THANKS!! I really needed that...so I wont kick the mailman's A _ _ tomorrow if I dont get my letter !!!!!! hahahaha
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Old 12-18-2005, 07:32 PM
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When you no longer own a bra with an underwire, because of the metal detectors.

When all scheduled appoinments are ok as long as its not on a monday.

When the only car you can recognize by sound is the one of your mailman.

When the most important accessory on a cordless phone is a belt clip so that when your working outside you can keep the phone right next to you.

When you wont buy 10k gold not because it's only 10k but because you know it will also set off the metal detector.
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Old 12-19-2005, 12:45 AM
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when your idea of a "hot" date means a bubble bath , with noone but yourself for company
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Old 12-19-2005, 01:17 AM
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When you look at things with experation dates and see if they expire before he gets released....
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Old 12-20-2005, 05:52 AM
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you know you been a prison wife/girlfriend to long......

when you can put on a resume that your a professional at standing in long line for hours!!!
and brag how you wake up early to do it!!

and on the weekend at that!!! While everyone else is sleeping til noon

and you know its too long when don't have weekend plans with anyone
when you find out you can't have a visit that weekend!!!


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Old 12-22-2005, 03:56 AM
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When you answer the phone and get mad because it doesn't say... "This call is from a federal prison..."
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When you look at things with experation dates and see if they expire before he gets released....
This is way too true, I work with childrens immunizations and i do that with all of them....
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~When you wont spend any quarters cause you like to save them for visiting. When you have the phone number of the facility and the motel in the town where you go visit on speed dial on your phone.

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These are too funny! I have been writting my friend off and on for 10 years. I remember his address and DOC# but when someone asks for my address I have to stop and think about it..lol
Ha i was filling something out today for my address actually and I almost put his DOC # and addy on it. Boy couldn't tell I write often huh??

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I have his DC number memorized, the county jail number and options memorized and I've told the dog if he doesn't behave he is going to the box.
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