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Old 01-30-2006, 08:24 AM
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Old 01-30-2006, 09:06 AM
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You Own A Metal Detector Wand And You Take It Out Clothes Shopping With You.
Mci/verizon's Number Is On Speed Dial.
Your Monday Morning Rountine Is Calling To See If Your Phones Blocked.
Your On A Frist Name Basis With The People That Do His Quarterly Packages.
Your Friends Stop Asking You What Your Doing On The Weekends.
You Have A Cerfew And Its From 9 Am To 9 Pm Just In Case He Calls.
You Hate Sundays Because There Is No Mail.
You Watch Every Prison Documentry And Show.
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Old 01-30-2006, 09:19 AM
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You Own A Metal Detector Wand And You Take It Out Clothes Shopping With You.
Mci/verizon's Number Is On Speed Dial.
Your Monday Morning Rountine Is Calling To See If Your Phones Blocked.
Your On A Frist Name Basis With The People That Do His Quarterly Packages.
Your Friends Stop Asking You What Your Doing On The Weekends.
You Have A Cerfew And Its From 9 Am To 9 Pm Just In Case He Calls.
You Hate Sundays Because There Is No Mail.
You Watch Every Prison Documentry And Show.

ARE YOU LIVING ME LIFE????? HA HA HA!!

THATS ALL ME EXCEPT THE FIRST ONE!! I LOVE THE LAST ONE CAUSE ITS ALMOST OBSESSIVE!!
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Old 02-07-2006, 12:29 PM
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Thank you!!! Thats me! And they made up a nickname for my car too. They yell up to him that the "X Box" just pulled up. I drive a scion XB
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You know your been a prison wife/girlfriend for too long when....

Your husbands fellow inmates know what your car looks like and let him know when you have arrived so he can get dressed and ready so you dont wait too long in the visiting room for him after you process.
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Old 02-07-2006, 11:30 PM
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ladies i'm knew to the prison thing...however i can relatet to some of these...on the other hand some where very helpful..example..i never thought about my underwires in my bras setting off metal dectors! And saving all my quarters, usuallly i give them to my son to take to school, at visit time i'm looking everywhere for some..i will start saving them now. my son would love to take dollars anyway! I do have one

When some one ask for your number (telephone) and you give his.
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Old 02-08-2006, 08:51 AM
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U guys are soo damn funny. I can relate to all them and especially the "monday morning routine and seeing if the phone is blocked!!" I love em keep em coming!! I will try and think of some witty ones myself too!!

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Old 02-08-2006, 03:04 PM
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These are hilarious.

Here is another one: You were one of the first to know about the latest postage stamp increase and rushed out to buy either the new $.39 stamps or $.02 stamps ASAP.
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Old 02-09-2006, 05:38 PM
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when you dont know what to do with yourself on a weekend that you cant visit. did anyone add that one on here yet?
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i am in love with this thread... i needed this laugh i can relate to almost all of them... i know his doc number and address by heart
* how bout when your signing your signature and you sign it the way you do when you sign the letters to your man... me and my man aren't married yet but whenever i write him a letter i always sign my first name and his last name

*how bout when you get to the end of your driveway just as the mailman is getting to your mailbox

*when you pull up to the jail where your man is at and your daughter/son says "we're at daddy's house"

* when you go to the gas station or walmart and run into people that you'd never know if your man hadn't gotten locked up... such as other girlfriends/wife

*when everyone at the jail knows you by your nickname not the name on your ID.... one time when i was putting my jacket into my locker and my cell phone fell out and the Co who checks us picked it up and opened up my phone and its says for the banner "Trish loves Gary" and she knew it was my phone

*When you get the same locker everytime because your always there early so that you can be the first person in line.

wow i could go on forever
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Old 02-09-2006, 06:08 PM
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i thought of another one... as far as the stamps goes...
you know you've been a prison wife/girlfriend too long when...
*the mail clerk that u get everyday put aside 2 cent stamps for you because she knew you'd be in and how important it is to
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Old 02-10-2006, 09:20 PM
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i can totally relate to every one of these here are a couple more.....

his case worker knows you just by the sound of your voice and when you leave a message on her phone all you have to say is hi it me again and she always calls you back....
what is or what is not in your mail box can totally make or break your spirits for the day!

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Old 03-13-2006, 08:07 PM
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hey all! just wanted to refresh this and make it current cause someone else posted something like this on another thread! but i think this one is way better and everyone nedds to see it!
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Old 03-14-2006, 03:55 AM
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When you're always first in line to drive up to the prison and the guards wave at you when they drive by going to work.

When the guards tell him you are waiting to drive up to the prison because they know you/your car so well.
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Old 03-14-2006, 09:17 AM
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U know yer a prison wife/girlfriend when U have to ask about the embossed stamped envelopes at a different place U get them at...and yer all about telling them who U have in prison. While I don't go into alot of details I still get ppl staring. LOl i think its funny. I just naturally blurt out...."my b/f is in prison" as it comes out natural even tho I know i get stares and grunts.

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Old 03-16-2006, 12:24 AM
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These are too cute. I luv them. I copied and pasted them to Word and am gonna send them to Rick tomorrow, he's prob gonna get a good laugh out of these!
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-You go to fill out an envelope to send to someone other than your incarcerated loved one and you start to fill it out to your loved one anyway.

-You're here on PTO giving other people advice.
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Old 03-19-2006, 11:51 PM
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These are tooo funny!!! :O)

1) ...when you come home everday for you lunch break just to check the mail and hopefully get a letter!!
2) ...when you're CONSTANTLY on PTO for hours at a time!!!
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Old 03-20-2006, 09:43 AM
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I still like the......

U go and fill out mail and u accidently wanna put a doc # and the prisons p.o. box addy under yer name. That is how u know u write alot!!!

Also...when u catch yerself looking at the date it was sent out compared to when U receive it. Man, thats me all the way!!!

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Here's a couple:

How about when you leave work early in the middle of the day for a medical appointment and you drive 15 minutes out of your way in order to run by the house to check the mail before you go.

Or you look at your roll of stamps and see thay you have about 40 left and think...boy I need to get more soon!

I really relate to the getting mad when there is no mail on Sunday and stupid holidays that mess things up.
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WHEN YOU STAND AT A CLOSED DOOR AND WAIT FOR IT TO AUTOMATICALLY OPEN

WHEN YOUR HOME PHONE IS FOWARDED TO YOUR CELL PHONE, YOUR CELL PHONE (WHICH ALREADY GOT YOUR HOME PHONE ON THE CELL THAT'S BEEN FORWARDED) IS FORWARDED TO YOUR OFFICE PHONE, AND YOU HAVE TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU TELL EVERYONE IN YOUR OFFICE THAT ANSWERS THE PHONE THAT IF THEY HEAR A RECORDING FROM A FEDERAL INSTITUTION THAT IT'S FOR ME...( lol)

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LOl Shay thats funny about the door...true tho!

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All of these are sooo true. I can relate to pretty much all of them. How about when you know the whole phone recording by heart? The other day I answered the phone and I was saying it under my breath at the same time waiting to accept the call and my sister was looking at me like I was stupid. Ohwell!!!
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Haha i have caught myself doing that. I had Tommy call in spanish which went by so quick but was very funny. We would sit there and be talking and he would come on in spanish and I would lose all train of thought in which reg call we will talk thru the recording.

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>When you have more notebooks, graph paper and construction paper than a kid in school.

>When the mailman's late and you sit in a completely quite house listen and walk to the door every 5 minutes to see if the flag is down. Just in case you missed him.
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LOL I have found myself doing the same thing with the mailing list, even though I am not a girlfriend/lover of an inmate but I do the same thing often and I just laugh!
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