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Old 08-27-2017, 06:43 AM
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Default Silliest thing you have done/said?

I thought I'd share this.
I dont know why I think this is so funny but here goes.

I get infusions every 6 weeks. This requires a long sit in the chairs waiting for the medication to get into me.
They usually have the tv on, and its usually tuned to Food Network.

Well we dont get that channel at home, until recently. My hub had a better cable package at his place but since hes moving back....he needed to deal with them in order to not have to pay extra money for backing out of a contract.
So.........he somehow added the better package to our plan here.

I started watching food network on our bedroom tv the other day.
Pioneer Woman (or whatever its called) was on.
I thought as I was watching it....wow. She sounds sooooooooo different.
I wonder why. Maybe the tv here is different from the one at the infusion center.

So, on thursday.....I go there for my infusion and that program is on. I say......its odd. We recently upgraded our cable and I now get Food network and I noticed her voice sounds different on ..........

Then it dawns on me.
There IS NO SOUND AT THE HOSPITAL. ITS CLOSED CAPTIONED!!!!


Omg I felt so ....blonde.
My hub was there and he was laughing his ass off at me.

I guess in my head, I made her voice sound much deeper. LOL!!

This is only ONE of my recent silly things Ive said/done.
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Hey lady, I'm blond!!!LOL I have lots of dumb things I've done recently I was making coffee I added creamer sugar then water to coffee maker, the brewed it!! I didn't even notice what I did until I saw what was in the cup. Time to clean coffee maker!!
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By far the silliest thing I ever did was agreeing to participate in international agriculture trade.
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Well, the most recent was while I was making breakfast for the old man I care for. I brewed up the coffee, cut the fruit, poured the prune juice, toasted a bagel...well you know the routine.....and then put cream in his prune juice, left his coffee black and gave him everything. He didn't figure it out for about 10 minutes!
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Mine is silly but something that happens with some frequency when my stress is high. I'll pull up to a drive-thru (food, coffee, pharmacy) and turn down the radio so I can hear them. The radio isn't even on. It's just my loud-@ss thought processes refusing to pipe down. lol
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As for a less serious silly thing? About 6 months ago I put Y is for Yesterday on reserve at 4 libraries in 3 different states - forgetting that the book was not going to be release until August of this year.

Every several weeks I'd check to see how far up the reserve list I'd moved and every time I'd get snitty because I hadn't moved up at all. Every time I'd get a bit more annoyed until I finally decided to call my local library and point out there was something wrong with their reserve system.

Luckily, for some unknown reason, I thought to check the release date only to learn I was getting upset 2 months before the book was even on the shelves.

Finally however, I got the book last week and pretty much hit on and listened to it straight through. It was 1 of Sue Grafton's best and since she'd vowed for years to only write 26 books the next mystery, Z ??????, will be the last and I am worried she is going to kill off Kinsey Milhone. I might be touring the death of a fictional character.
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Yeah, that bothers me a little, too. That and possibly losing Warshofski!
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It's been a long time, but I put the wrong soap in the dishwasher and made a foam/bubble monster in the kitchen.
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Ive refilled the sugar bowl with half and half before.........
then put it away in the cupboard instead of fridge.


Some of the funniest things happen at work. Its loud in there so having a conversation with coworkers is sort of difficult.

We miss hear things all the time and the results are hilarious.

One time.....(I might have shared this before but now that Im old I get the old lady pass)
We were thinking of a gift for a coworker who was having a baby.
We decided on gift cards from Target so she could get what she needed.
One coworker says..........yeah....that way she can put it toward Dress Pumps. those are expensive!
Im like? What? I see those all the time at Ross or the discount shoe store. So I respond....hey there is a store right next to the grocery (right next to the post office that carries cheap ones)
Coworker is like? What? Really? Where.....
I cant remember the name of the store. So Im explaining the store and she says.........You mean they have breast pumps at (fill in store name...cause I still cant remember the name of it)

Im crying laughing!
I say.......I thought you said Dress Pumps and couldnt figure out why you said they were always so expensive!! And why B would want shoes?!

So now when we miss hear something we say..........DRESS PUMPS????!~
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Sitting in the car today with my friend and I see an ambulance coming up behind me all lights flashing but no sirens.
I pulled over to give it clear access past us and then said to my friend.

" They need to hit their sirens as well I mean in case any blind drivers are on the road?"

Umm blonde moment or what?
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Maybe I should go find the OCD thread and post this there, but now I am thinking about all my favorite fictional characters, how old they are getting and how often they have run ins with the Angel of Death.

Alex Cross, Alex Delaware, Gabriel Allon, Stephanie Plum, Lula, Lucas Davenport, Eve Dallas - they all are getting older and live high risk lives.

I think I will go read until I feel better.
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It's been a long time, but I put the wrong soap in the dishwasher and made a foam/bubble monster in the kitchen.
I was broke as a joke and made the very aware decision to give this a shot. Let's just say I ended up washing the full load by hand and my kitchen floor never looked better.
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I was broke as a joke and made the very aware decision to give this a shot. Let's just say I ended up washing the full load by hand and my kitchen floor never looked better.
This is one thing I have avoided.
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This is one thing I have avoided.
I have zero excuse. Lol
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Ok I'm naive' not. Andy screwed up his work boots at visit one time he's telling me he has to replace his boots anyway his buddies are standing around and I ask all stupid like cause I don't know how much are they so he say's well honey they only give us Timberland! I'm like ok well how much he's like looking at me like REALLY they can cost up to $200. depending on the style I like well ok I'll send the money. He finally told me he was joking but damn I was going to send the money!!!LOL I felt bad and didn't even question it. Like as if I'd know if prison boots were brand or not!!! It was funny as he tried telling a bunch of guys how naive' I was. He never would ask for expensive stuff for real but back then I was worried he needed nice shoes!!LOL
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My whole life is a collection of silly occurrences and statements. It could take a page to list them. Common ones are putting the cereal in the refrigerator, putting juice in my cereal, putting the cereal in the cupboard and always breaking the television sets at the hospital!

But, the most recent one that still makes us laugh happened shortly before my boyfriend got into trouble. He arranged to have dinner at this very very very fancy place. He was dressed up, I was dressed up and we could not stop laughing. Everyone was dining quietly, all dressed up, and with table manners.

Before our courses, there was an offering of artisan breads with very expensive aged balsamic and different imported olive oils. Needless to say, with all our dunking, we ruined the tablecloth. It looked like a crocodile had taken down an animal. And so, we looked at each other, laughed and then said, what are we going to do????? We took our bread plates and covered up the mess and sat there like not a thing had happened.

Until the waiter came, removed the plates and gave me a dirty look. [Between the 2 of us, why did he blame me?] There was this splattered tablecloth. How I was stupid to think I could cover it with plates!

And we laughed some more ...
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My whole life is a collection of silly occurrences and statements. It could take a page to list them. Common ones are putting the cereal in the refrigerator, putting juice in my cereal, putting the cereal in the cupboard and always breaking the television sets at the hospital!

But, the most recent one that still makes us laugh happened shortly before my boyfriend got into trouble. He arranged to have dinner at this very very very fancy place. He was dressed up, I was dressed up and we could not stop laughing. Everyone was dining quietly, all dressed up, and with table manners.

Before our courses, there was an offering of artisan breads with very expensive aged balsamic and different imported olive oils. Needless to say, with all our dunking, we ruined the tablecloth. It looked like a crocodile had taken down an animal. And so, we looked at each other, laughed and then said, what are we going to do????? We took our bread plates and covered up the mess and sat there like not a thing had happened.

Until the waiter came, removed the plates and gave me a dirty look. [Between the 2 of us, why did he blame me?] There was this splattered tablecloth. How I was stupid to think I could cover it with plates!

And we laughed some more ...
I'm sure the waiter was thinking darn now I have to change that one!!!
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Mine is silly but something that happens with some frequency when my stress is high. I'll pull up to a drive-thru (food, coffee, pharmacy) and turn down the radio so I can hear them. The radio isn't even on. It's just my loud-@ss thought processes refusing to pipe down. lol
okay that totally sounds like something i would do or have done!!
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