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Old 09-02-2003, 01:23 PM
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You know your the gf of an inmate when.....your planning your Wedding Day feast based on the gourmet fare in the vending machines!
.....ooh honey look we CAN have a cake!Do you want vanilla, chocolate or banana?(Or the raspberry zingers are a defenite possiblity!!)LOL
HAHAHA I too was at the mall searching for a "clear" (change) purse!
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Default You know your been a prison wife/girlfriend for too long when....

Like when:

-You can remember the prison visitor line #, his DOC # and the name of the warden, but cant remember your bank account!!

-You never use you vibrator anymore cause you have a "headache"!!

-You think "writers block" is a jusitfied means to call in sick to work!

-You start speaking in abbreveations, LD, DOC, WR, DR, PTO.


What funny ways do you know you've been a prison wife for to long??
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Old 10-21-2005, 06:21 PM
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This is a good one Jess!!! I will have to think on it a minute!!! You are so funny! CUTE!
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Thank you! Your not bad yourself!!
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When the Ad Seg Appointment line is the first number in your cell phone... which it is, sigh...
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When you bake cookies for the mailman or bring him hot chocolate in the cold months...LOL


When you buy clothes you make sure they dont have any metal on so you wont set the metal detector off.
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- When you go to pick your nephew up from school and ask what time he will be released.

- When you hand over your drivers license to get a movie ticket from the guy in the booth.

- When you enter an office building and you automatically take your shoes off, even when there is not metal detector.

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Old 10-22-2005, 01:25 AM
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- When you go to pick your nephew up from school and ask what time he will be released.

- When you hand over your drivers license to get a movie ticket from the guy in the booth.

- When you enter an office building and you automatically take your shoes off, even when there is not metal detector.

Thats too funny!!!
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*When you take a tape measure to buy skirts to make sure they are no shorter than 2 inches above the knee.

*When the only time you spray your "good" perfume is on stationary.

*When you have a second phone line that NO ONE else is allowed to use.

*When you get nostalgic and teary-eyed when you get something out of the vending machine at work.

And the number #1 way you know you've been a prison wife too long is when you can change a flat tire, fix a leaky faucet, relandscape the yard and paint the house all while your "husband is off working for the government"
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- When you have the phone number of the facility and the motel in the town where you go visit on speed dial on your phone.

-When you find yourself stalking the mailman waiting to see if you got a letter from your loved one that day.

-When you have already worn the tires out on your car and the service dealer asks how many miles you drive a week (tooo many).
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~When shopping for new clothes you wont buy anything unless you can wear it to the prison.

~When you freak out if you have misplaced or lost your liscense cause you know you need it to visit.

~When the phone bill is the first bill you pay on time.

~When you wont spend any quarters cause you like to save them for visiting.
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TOO FUNNY!
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*Um Ok*raising my hand* I fit all but 1 of these lol!!
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WHEN YOU HAVE A CUP FULL OF GLITTER AND COLOR GEL PENS

WHEN YOU SLIP INTO DEPRESSION WHEN THERE IS NO MAIL IN THE MAILBOX

WHEN YOU HAVE A PHOTO ALBUM FULL OF POLAROID PICTURES

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-When the lady at the post office knows you because you send letters through her instead of trying to guess the postage
-You have all the stencils at Wal Mart already
-You know the visiting schedule of all the visitors at your mans prison
-The CO's ask your man which day your lady is coming to visit this week
-You have the holiday visiting schedule memorized.
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~When shopping for new clothes you wont buy anything unless you can wear it to the prison.

~When you freak out if you have misplaced or lost your liscense cause you know you need it to visit.

~When the phone bill is the first bill you pay on time.

~When you wont spend any quarters cause you like to save them for visiting.
Kreeps, you hit 'em all! But the phone bill is the oNLY bill I pay on time LOL
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When the phone rings at 6:30 every night and you answer it, I love you, so that he can hear it.

When you tell your friends you can't come out and play until after his call.
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When you know the location of every laundromat and car wash with a coin changer in town.
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When you nearly fall down the stairs, and nearly knock over the coffee table, trying to get to the phone before the machine picks up.
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This is a great thread!We gotta keep the ideas coming..I listed all of these and sent them to Tony, and he loves them... he passes them around to all the guys to read, says they get a real kick out of them
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These are too funny! I have been writting my friend off and on for 10 years. I remember his address and DOC# but when someone asks for my address I have to stop and think about it..lol
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All of these are way too funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Some times I find my self doing these same things
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These are too funny! I have been writting my friend off and on for 10 years. I remember his address and DOC# but when someone asks for my address I have to stop and think about it..lol

This is WAY too true. I can give you his full name, his doc#, room and dorm #, his address and his social security #. But ask me for my telephone number or my address and it's like, "HUH"?
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When you transfer your calls to your cell phone when you leave the house so you wont miss a call.
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When you transfer your calls to your cell phone when you leave the house so you wont miss a call.

ME ME ME!!! LOL
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