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Old 10-25-2005, 02:00 PM
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way too long, when you know the co's first names. and the extension numbers to find out were your man is, and they know you on a first name basis also....and they know his first name and remember his doc # rebswar
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Old 10-26-2005, 12:48 PM
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I thouht of a new one today at lunch.

When you watch the clock and think to yourself, 15 minutes to count time. You know all the times they do head count.
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Old 10-26-2005, 03:10 PM
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OMG These are so true!!! You guys are so funny!! I am laughing so hard because I am like THANK GOD I am not the only one!! This is a great thread!!
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Old 10-27-2005, 12:54 AM
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Totally great thread! It's great to know that there are other people doing the same silly stuff as me.

If you have ever forwarded your home phone to your cell phone so you can take him with you to run errands or go on a date, etc.

If you have ever had to explain to a new CO how to use the computer in the visiting room.

If you have a whole wardrobe designated as "prison wear"

If you have trouble imagining sex without a telephone or vibrator being involved.

If all of your friends know exactly what time the prison shuts down the phones and know not to call you a minute earlier.
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Old 10-27-2005, 12:22 PM
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All of these are soooo true......
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You know your been a prison wife/girlfriend for too long when....

Your husbands fellow inmates know what your car looks like and let him know when you have arrived so he can get dressed and ready so you dont wait too long in the visiting room for him after you process.
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Old 10-27-2005, 01:00 PM
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When the phone rings at 6:30 every night and you answer it, I love you, so that he can hear it.


I put this on here the other day and just had to tell you guys what happened Tuesday night. Jamie always calls me at 6:30 on the dot. No 6:25 or 6:35 or even 6:31, it's always 6:30. Well, my phone rang at like 6:28 and just by habbit I picked it up and said, I love you. It ended up it was a wrong number. I appoligized to the person and then explained what happened. He had a good laugh at my silliness.
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Old 10-27-2005, 01:07 PM
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LMAO!!!1

When you ask the teller at the bank to put the roll of quarters she's counted directly into a ziploc bag.

When your driver's license, change and spare car key are in your "purse" aka clear baggie.

When you buy the 2 gallon freezer bags because you can hold all of the vending machine goodies in it.
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Old 10-28-2005, 05:33 PM
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Wink Scheduling days off around

his visiting days, when you get paid you set aside some money to send in a money order format, you try to buy him clothes that aren't related to the color of his prison garb in my case orange no orange for my Baby.
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Old 10-28-2005, 08:14 PM
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Ruddsgirl I know you are right ! I run away from green for my baby.... and I've developed an aversion to it myself.... (except for money of course )
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Old 10-29-2005, 04:43 PM
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omg yall are so cute and funny....and whats worse is i can relate to each and every one of you!!!!!

its all true!!!!
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Well reading through those posts, I had a big smile on my face, because alot of them pertained to me also. Thanks girls, I needed that.

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Old 10-29-2005, 07:56 PM
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-when all legal holidays screwing up mail want to make you become violent
-when you plan your day around your loved one's phone time.... I honestly had to reschedule my chemo appointment for 2 hours later cause I needed to talk to my husband.......

Isn't it funny the things we do???!!
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Old 10-30-2005, 01:46 AM
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When you see the word DOC in an article and you instantly think Department of Corrections instead of it being used as a short term for DOCTOR no wonder that sentence didn't make any sence to me
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Old 10-30-2005, 02:50 AM
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When you see the word DOC in an article and you instantly think Department of Corrections instead of it being used as a short term for DOCTOR no wonder that sentence didn't make any sence to me

HA HA!! Like then it takes a full 10 minutes to realize that CDC is not the California Dept Of Corrections but Centre for Disease Control!! Im such a dork!! LOL
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Old 10-31-2005, 03:39 PM
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When CO no longer means Colorado, its Corrections Officer.
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Old 11-02-2005, 08:00 AM
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Love it great thread
YEAH YEAH WHAT YOU ALL SAID...

But for those of us who get FRP (trailer visits)
You know you've been a prison wife/girlfriend for to long when....

1. You start planning along time every 45-60 dayz...
2. someone new to this life ask you question about the DOC and you get all the answers rite.
3. The process officer knows you by heart and don't ask who you come to visit anymore just hands you the visit form...
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When you know the commissary rotation for your man's unit.

When the mail clerks know you by first name and inquire how he is doing.
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Old 11-03-2005, 02:10 AM
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When you know the commissary rotation for your man's unit.

When the mail clerks know you by first name and inquire how he is doing.
Yup I got the mail clerk thing!! His name is Roger!!! LOL
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Old 11-03-2005, 05:36 AM
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When you call to check on your man and they don't ask your name ,his name or #. They just go right into how he is doing.

When you open your wallet to pay for something and have to sort through 5 different books of stamps to get to your 'real' money
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Old 11-03-2005, 07:25 AM
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When you go to visit him and the co's in the visiting room dont even check you no more just have you go in. When your on a first name basis with everyone at the prison.
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Old 11-03-2005, 10:51 AM
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That is so true and funny at the same time about the vending machine
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Old 11-04-2005, 10:38 PM
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When you plan your weekend around your visit. When you trade shifts at work just so you won't miss your visit.
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You know EXACTLY when the mailman runs!!
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When the toll booth workers recognize you.
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