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Ralphy-N-Phinah · #**301** 06-02-2009, 05:33 PM

New Jersey State Prison in Trenton...Missin my Ralphy

Mallory0308 · #**302** 06-08-2009, 04:52 PM

My man is in Garden State Correctional Facility (yardville) and has been there for a while. if anyone has a question I may be able to help

lyteeydlwyr · #**303** 06-10-2009, 01:44 PM

Mine has been home for almost three years but spent almost 17 years in various prisons--Bordentown, got thrown out of there, Yardville-thrown out of there, Rahway--escaped from there, Northern State--has a keep separate from an inmate in there, Southern State-thrown out of there, Bayside-thrown out of there, Trenton-thrown out of there, Riverfront and southwoods. God forbid he should ever go back, the only prison he could go to would be Southwoods.
He has an issue with authority and does not play well with others in the sand box, does not share his toys and doesn't use his listening ears when his with the other boys.

MrsPhil · #**304** 06-10-2009, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by lyteeydlwyr

Mine has been home for almost three years but spent almost 17 years in various prisons--Bordentown, got thrown out of there, Yardville-thrown out of there, Rahway--escaped from there, Northern State--has a keep separate from an inmate in there, Southern State-thrown out of there, Bayside-thrown out of there, Trenton-thrown out of there, Riverfront and southwoods. God forbid he should ever go back, the only prison he could go to would be Southwoods.
He has an issue with authority and does not play well with others in the sand box, does not share his toys and doesn't use his listening ears when his with the other boys.

And his wife likes to sue other inmates wives on their behalf!!!!!

So how big is the suit now Miss Smarty Pants??? Could you answer my PM?? And stop saying such negative things about MrLisa!!!

lyteeydlwyr · #**305** 06-10-2009, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by MrsPhil

And his wife likes to sue other inmates wives on their behalf!!!!!

So how big is the suit now Miss Smarty Pants??? Could you answer my PM?? And stop saying such negative things about MrLisa!!!

I only sue on behalf of inmates who are tortured by wives who don't know how to drive, nag them to the brink of insanity and have horrible accents. MrPhil's lawsuit is up to 998,789 pages and counting. MrPhil has asked me to file a motion to have you deported back to New Hampshire based on new evidence that you haven't made any progress in getting a New Jersey accent.

I talked him out of it though--I told him we couldn't get any restitution out of you if we had you deported to God's country.

As for MrLisa....you know that the NJ DOC was glad when he was gone....he was a thorn in their side and more trouble than he was worth. Besides, you know damn well not one of those prisons wanted to deal with me on top of having to deal with him.

MrsPhil · #**306** 06-10-2009, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by lyteeydlwyr

I only sue on behalf of inmates who are tortured by wives who don't know how to drive, nag them to the brink of insanity and have horrible accents. MrPhil's lawsuit is up to 998,789 pages and counting. MrPhil has asked me to file a motion to have you deported back to New Hampshire based on new evidence that you haven't made any progress in getting a New Jersey accent.

I talked him out of it though--I told him we couldn't get any restitution out of you if we had you deported to God's country.

As for MrLisa....you know that the NJ DOC was glad when he was gone....he was a thorn in their side and more trouble than he was worth. Besides, you know damn well not one of those prisons wanted to deal with me on top of having to deal with him.

Well, as for the accent, yours is not exactly NJ either and it is even stranger than mine! And if MrPhil were smart he would have you sueing the parole board and the so called medical staff at the prison!! Poor MrLisa!

jasonzwifey2011 · #**307** 06-18-2009, 06:00 AM

Thanks for the laugh ladies.

I needed that today.

lyteeydlwyr · #**308** 06-18-2009, 07:28 AM

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Thanks for the laugh ladies.

I needed that today.

Meri, you haven't seen anything yet. We do this all the time...get MrsChris in with us and it's a wrap...the three of us will have you laughing for days on end.
That crazy lady from New hampshire drives .21 mph on the highway but get her into the Rahway parking lot and her Beruitmobile is running over geese, breaking sound barriers and the speedometer cracks at 299.9 mph. Not to mention the fact that her poor driving habits in the parking lot of the prison have caused my poor client, MrPhil alot of money for spy equipment to just to see all the dings and dents she has acquired while doing it!!!
Poor MrPhil....

jasonzwifey2011 · #**309** 06-18-2009, 07:51 AM

Oh Lord... Now I'm on the floor at my desk fallin out. I can just picture MrAndrea peeking out the cell window, monitoring her trek thru the parking lot in the "beirutmobile" LOL Niice.

Hugz for all. I can see MrsChris joining in and wreaking havoc on the conversation.... !!

lyteeydlwyr · #**310** 06-18-2009, 10:49 AM

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Oh Lord... Now I'm on the floor at my desk fallin out. I can just picture MrAndrea peeking out the cell window, monitoring her trek thru the parking lot in the "beirutmobile" LOL Niice.

Hugz for all. I can see MrsChris joining in and wreaking havoc on the conversation.... !!

MrPhil didn't peek....he had special spy equipment...infrared goggles that detected every little ding and dent no matter how miniscule they were. these goggles were obtained from the government and cost us alot of money....mind you, he was in the Red Roof Inn (Ad-Seg in Rahway)when this all happened and was lucky enough to have a window when he caught her speeding through the parking lot at 299.9 mph. I believe several inmates were injured as well as all of the gooses. These goggles were also able to detect 18 layers of filth and residue on that beruitmobile as she was too busy to wash it. Needless to say, my client asked me to move forward with his tortured,nagged and whatever else I could come up with at the time husband lawsuit.
Andrea refuses to see our side of the story and take responsibility for that day in question.

MrsPhil · #**311** 06-18-2009, 01:53 PM

You know what you and MrPhil can do with that spy equipment! Mattia told me if he catches him with it aagain you will end up in there with him! And if I was going that fast how would he have seen anything but a green flash going by him. As for the stinkin geese, they should all be run over. I am sick of having to dodge all the poop walking from my car into visit. And I might remind you and your client that my beruitmobile gets me there to visit his sorry a**!!! So add that to your stupid lawsuit! Oh and MrGlenn says hello and he will call you next time he can't find his car.

lyteeydlwyr · #**312** 06-18-2009, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by MrsPhil

You know what you and MrPhil can do with that spy equipment! Mattia told me if he catches him with it aagain you will end up in there with him! And if I was going that fast how would he have seen anything but a green flash going by him. As for the stinkin geese, they should all be run over. I am sick of having to dodge all the poop walking from my car into visit. And I might remind you and your client that my beruitmobile gets me there to visit his sorry a**!!! So add that to your stupid lawsuit! Oh and MrGlenn says hello and he will call you next time he can't find his car.

I'll have you know that MrGlenn better not call me when he can't find "his" car or you'll be going with me to the county jail to explain why his car isn't his car, got it????...I will never forget that day. What a loon!!!
As for Mattia, all I have to do is remind him that my client is married to you, the nag who tortures my poor old, beat up dearest client and he won't lock either of us up. As for the spy equipment, Ms-NewHampshire-Know-it-all...it's state of the art and it can detect anything that moves faster than a speeding bullet, hence you in the beruitmobile.
Now, you are having all these nice ladies become witnesses to your plot to kill the gooses in East Jersey State Prison. You should be ashamed of yourself.
I'll just add that to POOR MRPHIL'S lawsuit...MORE PAIN and SUFFERING..

dijonjake · #**313** 06-18-2009, 02:00 PM

OK now I got to cut in, what is a beirutmobile? I hate geese too! they used to be nice and pretty to look at when I was little and they only stayed for a short time and left, but now they are a pain, goosepoop at Rahway, thanks for the warning!!!!

lyteeydlwyr · #**314** 06-18-2009, 02:07 PM

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OK now I got to cut in, what is a beirutmobile? I hate geese too! they used to be nice and pretty to look at when I was little and they only stayed for a short time and left, but now they are a pain, goosepoop at Rahway, thanks for the warning!!!!

That is Andrea's car....because she is always in a hurry to get to MrPhil, she has dents, dings and chunks of the car missing due to her excessive speeding. That is why MrPhil and I call it the Beruitmobile.
I wouldn't be surprised if it only has one wheel missing....I better have Phil investigate that before we add it to the lawsuit.

MrsPhil · #**315** 06-18-2009, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by dijonjake

OK now I got to cut in, what is a beirutmobile? I hate geese too! they used to be nice and pretty to look at when I was little and they only stayed for a short time and left, but now they are a pain, goosepoop at Rahway, thanks for the warning!!!!

Beruitmobile is the loving name Miss Smarty Pants gave my car because it has a little ding in the fender. She and Phil have blown this dent way out of proportion. It wasn't even my fault but they are morons so what can you expect. Two Italians morons that have to stick together. And yes watch where you walk Sunday.

MrsPhil · #**316** 06-18-2009, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by lyteeydlwyr

I'll have you know that MrGlenn better not call me when he can't find "his" car or you'll be going with me to the county jail to explain why his car isn't his car, got it????...I will never forget that day. What a loon!!!
As for Mattia, all I have to do is remind him that my client is married to you, the nag who tortures my poor old, beat up dearest client and he won't lock either of us up. As for the spy equipment, Ms-NewHampshire-Know-it-all...it's state of the art and it can detect anything that moves faster than a speeding bullet, hence you in the beruitmobile.
Now, you are having all these nice ladies become witnesses to your plot to kill the gooses in East Jersey State Prison. You should be ashamed of yourself.
I'll just add that to POOR MRPHIL'S lawsuit...MORE PAIN and SUFFERING..

Mattia would never believe your dumb lies about me! He thinks I am wonderful. In fact he looks forward to MrPhil going to The Red Roof Inn now and then so we can visit!

MrsPhil · #**317** 06-18-2009, 02:49 PM

[quote=lyteeydlwyr;4741747]I'll have you know that MrGlenn better not call me when he can't find "his" car or you'll be going with me to the county jail to explain why his car isn't his car, got it????...I will never forget that day. What a loon!!!
As for Mattia, all I have to do is remind him that my client is married to you, the nag who tortures my poor old, beat up dearest client and he won't lock either of us up. As for the spy equipment, Ms-NewHampshire-Know-it-all...it's state of the art and it can detect anything that moves faster than a speeding bullet, hence you in the beruitmobile.
Now, you are having all these nice ladies become witnesses to your plot to kill the gooses in East Jersey State Prison. You should be ashamed of yourself.
I'll just add that to POOR MRPHIL'S lawsuit...MORE PAIN and SUFFERING..[/quote
Oh, and another thing!! All these lovely ladies should now what a rotten Mother you were the day we went to CowTown! Wouldn't buy her poor little girl anything because she was too busy spending money on guess who???? That's right! herself!!!!!

alexsci · #**318** 06-18-2009, 02:55 PM

You ladies have just made my day. I'm not sure about some of your "inside" jokes but you are very funny and I really needed a laugh today. thank you.

lyteeydlwyr · #**319** 06-19-2009, 06:57 AM

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Originally Posted by MrsPhil

Beruitmobile is the loving name Miss Smarty Pants gave my car because it has a little ding in the fender. She and Phil have blown this dent way out of proportion. It wasn't even my fault but they are morons so what can you expect. Two Italians morons that have to stick together. And yes watch where you walk Sunday.

As my favorite NJ Housewife would say I just love love love the beruitmobile....Phil and I are proud to be Italian...but don't forget, I'm half russian too!

MrsPhil · #**320** 06-19-2009, 01:39 PM

Your favorite NJ Housewife??? OMG, don't tell me you watch that show! That is the town that Phil's brother lives in. His kids go to school with thos kids. How embarrassed do you think those kids are? But I know if you lived there, and you should, you would be on TV with your Prada, Gucci, and Louie!!!! By the time you are done sueing me you can buy more. That is if you figure out how to get blood from a stone!!!

lyteeydlwyr · #**321** 06-19-2009, 01:48 PM

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Your favorite NJ Housewife??? OMG, don't tell me you watch that show! That is the town that Phil's brother lives in. His kids go to school with thos kids. How embarrassed do you think those kids are? But I know if you lived there, and you should, you would be on TV with your Prada, Gucci, and Louie!!!! By the time you are done sueing me you can buy more. That is if you figure out how to get blood from a stone!!!

Of course I watch that show!!! Danielle's kids should be embarrassed--she's a train wreck and now her ex boyfriend is trying to sell their sex tapes. She doesn't even live in Franklin Lakes--she lives in Wayne. She can't afford to live in Franklin Lakes--she's broke.
Why are you dragging my bags into this??? MrLisa said I should've been on that show although they wouldn't have had much understanding of the marriage of a prosecutor and a ex-felon, but I could've been on the show!! He wouldn't have been on the show too much--you know he's shy. Besides, you know the boss lady runs things.
You could've drove over with the evidence MrPhil needs on national TV--the beruitmobile and we could rest our case. Just one shot of it would've done nicely for the Big Philster....a girl can dream can't she??

MrsPhil · #**322** 06-19-2009, 02:16 PM

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Of course I watch that show!!! Danielle's kids should be embarrassed--she's a train wreck and now her ex boyfriend is trying to sell their sex tapes. She doesn't even live in Franklin Lakes--she lives in Wayne. She can't afford to live in Franklin Lakes--she's broke.
Why are you dragging my bags into this??? MrLisa said I should've been on that show although they wouldn't have had much understanding of the marriage of a prosecutor and a ex-felon, but I could've been on the show!! He wouldn't have been on the show too much--you know he's shy. Besides, you know the boss lady runs things.
You could've drove over with the evidence MrPhil needs on national TV--the beruitmobile and we could rest our case. Just one shot of it would've done nicely for the Big Philster....a girl can dream can't she??

Yeah, yeah!! Dream on!!! After seeing that show I don't think George will have any more parties at the Brownstone and has probably cut off all ties with the owners!!!! I wanted my sister in law to be on the show so I could at least have a guest shot! Maybe I wold have made enough to pay off the lawsuit you and the Big Philster (puking over that name) seem to believe you have against me!!!

lyteeydlwyr · #**323** 06-19-2009, 02:20 PM

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Yeah, yeah!! Dream on!!! After seeing that show I don't think George will have any more parties at the Brownstone and has probably cut off all ties with the owners!!!! I wanted my sister in law to be on the show so I could at least have a guest shot! Maybe I wold have made enough to pay off the lawsuit you and the Big Philster (puking over that name) seem to believe you have against me!!!

I could've called him Big Philly from Paterson or Philly bagadonuts or Gumba Phil...I mean really. You're talking about I-talians here.