Something fun to lighten the mood :)

[Snpetitedd]

Ok so I just posted somethin in another section and thought, hmm that could make an interesting thread... so here we go lets hope it doesn't turn out ... badly lol

Ok so my man has a bunch of "jail sayings" things that only seem to make sense when used in jail. I'm sure other jails have things like this so I thought Why not get all of them together so we can all have a little laugh as some of the sayings they use that we would never get out here.

Here are some of Jay's to get it started.

Rub it on your chest- If someone wants something back that you borrowed but you don't want to give it you say here, rub it on your chest

Hold that- someone is whining or complaining you turn to them and say, Hold that i.e. shut up lol

Ok so if your guy tells you some strange line that makes you go... huh? lol post it and lets see how creative our men can be

Candice!

[shiva65]

Candice,
That is very cute!
rub it on your chest especially ~~~~~~~~~
the only one that sticks in my mind.. is "send em a kite">> which is a message.. i am sure all of you have heard.. before..
I can not think of anyothers at this time..
but thanks for sharing something lite

Donna

[Moeshaforever99]

Maurice told me in a letter that he was ending the letter so" it could grow wings during it's birth and it would fly to my mailbox" thought that was cute...

[Snpetitedd]

HAHAHA those are great! I told Jay I started this post he says, well let me know what they come up with, I think he's as interested as I am hehe

Candice!

[MrsPhil]

When my man writes to me he always starts the letter with " I hope when you recieve this letter it finds you in the best of health". Come to find out a lot of women I have met on visits say their guys write that also.

[Snpetitedd]

ahh very interesting Jay starts with hey baby or hey hun always has the hey in there though lol I don't even think he notices that he does it!

[shiva65]

ms.. phil.
my letter s usually start with that too.. and my health thank god has been just fine!!!!!!!!!! for years..
or he'll write.. and your spirits are up..!!!!!!!!! I like when he starts the letter off with a sexy.. somthing get s my smile up quicker and catches my intrest more!
Im not 65 years old)LOL

something like that...
oh i notice if i have to correspond for him to other s it's always signed

with respect


Donna

[Isabel Solidad]

Tristen is full of jailisms, some of his own invention, which used to make me crack up even when he was home (seriously, you'd think he lived in a frat house, and not a prison). Lessee....

There's all the derogatory ones, like skinners (molesters, ergh), or
"The Sportcoat" (some jerk who's trying to woo you while your bf is in jail)

One of my favorites is "Gimme ten cockroaches" or "ducks" or whatever else the case may be. It's a way to pay back a debt with silly public humiliation. You have to run around and act like an idiot on command to pay off your debt.

Which brings me to "Rec", or recreation. Most often it's used to describe time outside the cell, but you can also call somebody your rec when they're your favorite person to pick on.

He also likes to walk up to random people in the yard and say ridiculous things to get a reaction. A few weeks ago he was telling everybody- deadpan & serious- that Jesus Loves You. Then he'd just smile and walk away. You can imagine how confused some of the guys were. I think they're still calling him the Jesus Kid.

I'll have to collect some more next time i talk to him. : )

[Snpetitedd]

Isabel,

That is so funny because our guys are in the same jail and Jay says all of those things too! I don't think i've heard about the ducks or cockroaches though hahaha Jay loves to remind me about sportcoats though man o man do I know about that one lol He worries that i'll leave him but its not gona happen. :P Have you heard about the kid they call hunny bun? I guess he's in such debt to everyone for 2 for one hunny buns that they call him hunny bun. when someone has one thing that someone else wants they'll say i'll give you one now but on canteen day you have to buy me 2 apparently this kid must be doing the duck stuff ALOT haha. I know jay likes to mess with people too when they have chicken for dinner he'll say, did you get some dickin? or Hey there's gona be some dickin tonight lol Cool post

Candice!

[Isabel Solidad]

Hah, Candice, I was nearly rolling on the floor laughing about the hunny bun kid. I think i have actually heard about him. I wonder what he'd think if he knew a bunch of jail-girlfriends were gossiping about him? Bahaha!

Which reminds me of another term: "hooter"
No, it's not about boobies! When you've got no money in your canteen (like our pal hunny bun) it's common to say your hurtin' [for money]. I guess this evolved into "hootin'", so if you're a hooter you're always going around begging for coffee and favors. That's almost as low as you can get in jail ranks, just above guys in PC (where it assumed you are a lowlife rat or skinners). When my bf says it in his east cambridge accent (pitifully asking for soap money on the phone, aww), it sounds like. "Can you send me some money? Ot else yo' man is gonna be a hootah."

[Snpetitedd]

HAHAHA this is turning into a me and you thread all the sudden but yea Jay always says that but in his southie accient its Hurta He says like, "I got a new cell mate down from the hole but he's workin on 2 years so at least he's not a hurta and won't be lookin for hand outs LOL yea hurta comes up a lot in conversations.

[kensgirlval]

-MrsPhil- My hubby starts every letter that way too, lol, and my health hasn't changed and always been fine
---Ever heard take your foot off the gas---he always tell me that when he thinks i'm trippin about something

[Isabel Solidad]

I'm no billionaire, so I told my bf he's got a choice- he can either be a hootah or he can talk to me on the phone five times a week. He picked phone calls, aww! So now he just connives and charms everyone else into taking care of him, bahaha. He's always got some new present that one of his entourage has given him ; )

[JENNOONIE]

I have to laugh at the sportcoat thing my man would joke around and make comments about that and I think it was about six months into everything that I finally found out what it meant..