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[Moeshaforever99]

Good Morning to all my Wifey's...

Well, it's Monday and I have 4 more minutes with Maurice and I am waiting for him to call me this morning, he did for 26 seconds to say good morning, get your butt up and I'll call u later, love ya..and that was that!


LanaJO: I am so happy to see your post, I was worried about ya girl..so did everything get cleared up??? {{hugs}} to u regardless..Maurice and I spoke about this very issue yesterday, I told him that I lost 11 pounds in 2 weeks and he was like "WOW" ( WOW is a word that we use for special things and we say it almost at the same time ) so anyway I told him what I weighted prior to me losing it, he really never knew or at least thought he knew what I may have weighted just by looking at me, and when I told him he was like "WOW" but not in the sense of good, but I took it like DAMN! to a bad thing and then I explained to him about what I weighted versa what I looked like etc, etc..and we got off..It dwelled on me all day, I really was hurt by this, although I may have looked into the conversation and made it far bigger then it was, I actually wrote him about my feelings and I mentioned it this morning and he said.."Shawty, are u kidding me..I don't care if you were a size of a elephant, I would love you regardless..just don't lose that butt!!"..so I felt alot better..Communication is the key..but when you touch base on a women's weight..that is a whole other siutation!

MoetBJ: Happy Monday, hit me up when you have a chance please! Have a great day at work also!

CSMC: I am so glad you got to speak to him last night and one week girl you will be in your babyboy's arm..everything will be fine, keep positive thoughts, you will make it through with no problems.. DId someone say full body plastic bag upon entrance

Trini: Where are u girl!

OTRA: Girl...we are flying on high excitiment in our family..Girl..you must be on cloud 9 right now..let us know something on this day before your life begins...

Hugs Shay

[LanaJo]

Okay to finish my post......... So we spoke on everything on Thursday, I told him how all of this has made me feel like he is controlling and he is abusive, and he's like "Oh My God Laney, I never meant to make you feel like that". Cliche, I know!! He said he really wasn't aware that saying anything about 20 lbs. was emotionally upsetting for me, why would it be, when he didn't say it to be mean, just to be motivating, and since I'm always talking about my belly, he just kind of got tired of hearing about it if I wasn't gonna do something about it. I told him you don't criticize people you love, and him saying anything about it was not motivating. It felt akward. I don't even remember exactly what all was said, but I know by Saturday, I felt a million times better about it all. He really explained himself well, and he really listened to me, and I was able to speak very well myself, got him right in the gut. I told him everything I felt, and he was like in shock, like dang baby, I been thinking everything is fine, you were just a little pissed off, and you were thinking along the lines of leaving me, what if you never even gave me a chance to explain myself, what if you would have left without knowing I truly love you and want to cater to you. I swear the last damn near two years have been real, your mine and I'm yours, it's written in stone baby. Then he proceeded to tell me that if I'm content then he's content with weight, but what his real issue is that we be healthy and that he never knew I was so sensitive, and I explained exactly why, being called fat ass and ugly and so on, by my ex. He started to weep, "Oh my God Laney I'm so sorry and here I am sounding like biggest a**hole since him!!" It was really crazy how much I was so angry one day, then forgot all about it the next. Wow, I too hope the shoe doesn't fall!!

By the way, I have court next Monday against my ex for illegal use of telephone. We haven't been together in a lil over 2 years, and he still calls once a week to two weeks to tell me either he is gonna woop my butt or he hates me cause I'm a dyke or that he wants to see my son. Crazy but hopefully that will cease soon.

[HasNAie]

Happy Monday!!!!! GoodMorning to all my fellow Wifeys!! And Welcome to all of the new WIfey's...You'll like it here....

I hope everyone is having a bright Morning as I am... I think Im still tripping off of the Euphoria of Saturdays visit..lol.. Im never this Happy on a MOnday...lol...How scary is that!!!

OTRA..Im glad I could make you laugh..take your mind off your anxiety for a while.....
Lana Im glad that you two were able to talk about about that..And hope he truly understands how you felt prior with your ex...And that you dont need to feel that pressure from someone who should love you no matter what...So KUDOS to you for speaking your mind.. U Go Girl!! lol

Shay hope you got your call....My Hubby called this morning and I didn't think he would...but he did...waking my butt up..but not asking for phone nooky "whew"...lol....We talked about the children and the visit again...
ANyhoo I gotta back on the phones..Just wanted to wish you all a goodmorning...Thank God for this Thread cause ...I look forward to it specially at work...We are a group of the spunkiest ladies... HILARIOUS....I appreciate you all....Altho its like 6 yrs down the Line..I want all of you to at least try n make it to my wedding....It wouldnt be real with out the people who were TRULY there for me and helped me make it thru...Ya Heard!!! Lol...Later Ladies

[HasNAie]

Hey Whats the word of the day????

[Moeshaforever99]

Hey Has: The word of the day will be later this evening..LOL I already kinda know what it will be, but I'll keep it closed till then..I am really happy your still smiling from Sat. visit, isn't that a beautiful thing...Also, I am about 2 hours from you, if you ever want to meet, we can meet half way in CT..you think about it ok.. ( Canal Street Babygirl)
also Has: You know I'll be there for your wedding!

Lana..Good for you and I am proud of you 100%, you spoke and devoured and that is a wonderful thing! Keep up the communication, it works.
CSMC: you are far more better then I am girl, Maurice has been asking for pictures for over 1 year and I have yet to take them, scared of the issues on film LOL..but I am going to end up taking them sometime this year...He asked about again, every letter is a PS: Can you ask yourself, where are the pictures..LOL he is so silly

Well, I just heard the mailman..let me run and see.. Ok got 2 letters which is what I was waiting for, off to the office for the day and I don't have anything planned for the evening, so I'll be in later this afternoon from the office or in the evening at my favorite spot in the house..

Have a wonderful afternoon ..

Hugs Shay

[ACarter05]

Hello everyone long time no see... I just scanned through the threads that I have missed over the weekend. Glad to see for the most part that everyone is doing alright.

As for me, I went to see my husband on Saturday and we had a good visit. I did not take the kids with me so we just talked alone! What a great time we had. Saturday was our 9th month anniversary, so that was special!

Sunday I didn't have such a good day because when I got up to get ready for church, I could not fit ANY of my clothes, so I squeezed into a pair of slacks and a jacket and went anyway, but I felt like an OX, so I left and went to Marshall's and just as I was about to start crying, he called me... it was 11:30 and I am usually in church, so that made my day... then I told him what was going on and he was very supportive. He told me that he loves my size and he gave me the "okay" to go shop to buy me some new clothes!!!!

Well I have vented enough! Thanks for listening.

Welcome to all the new members!

Hope everyone has a good week!

[MsPiggy]

Good Monday Morning! Checking in on this lovely day. I am feeling much better this week. Glad to see all you wifey's are starting out on better terms this week too. I got to visit friday, saturday, sunday and I will visit tonight. So much for the visit diet lol. Proving he needs me just as much as I need him. I went saturday only planning on staying a couple of hours and ended up staying for 5 hours. Wow! It was great. We can totally lose track of time. Although he says I have a problem with "touching" him. He says that anytime someone comes around I start trying to feel on him and honestly I don't even realize I am doing it. It is totally subconcious. So it is now his goal to break me of that habit and it is so annoying. The word I hate hearing from him the most is "No". Do any of you have this problem with hearing no too?

Otra--Congrats! Tomorrow is the day. I bet you don't get a wink of sleep tonight. I am so excited for you I could pee my pants. lol You truly deserve all the happiness his homecoming will bring.

Lana & Shay-- What was this the week to have weight issues? Kermie and I were talking yesterday about my weight. Don't know how we ended up there but none the less I am not quite sure how to take what he said. I was telling him I am so proud of the fact the I have ankles and not cankles. First, I had to explain that Cankles are where your legs are so fat that you can't see your ankles. Anyhoo he started cracking up and "examining" my body. Then he proceeds to tell me him and his friend were talking about me and that if you look at my body I wasn't really meant to be big. WTF??? He said the fact you can see my ankles and that I have other small parts about me that most big women don't I wasn't meant to be this way. Now I am used to my dad talking about that I am oddy body cause my build is funny but I can blow him off. I am not sure how to take it from Kermie. Not really sure if it was a compliment or what in the heck it was.

I hope all the Wifey's have a wonderful and happy day as we all deserve it for being true riders. I love posting so I can look at my ticker. I am such a dork but just wanted to share that.

Anitra

[MsPiggy]

Oops ! forget to tell you guys this don't feel so bad. Kermie was pushing the kids on the merry go round at visit and split the crotch of his pants. I about died laughing. Guess someone else is getting bigger these days lol. Of course there were tons of people there. Lucky for him when he stood straight up you couldn't tell his pants were ripped. The look on his face was priceless. A true kodak moment. My only fear was that in the place it was I was praying the CO didn't think we had ripped it trying to get freaky. Oh the temptation but I was a good girl. For once in my life.

[Trini'slady]

Good Morning Wifeys....

I hope everyone had a restful and good weekend. Damn I hate Mondays, if only I had one more day of the weekend I'd be all set. But the way I see it with every passing day the closer it comes to when my sweetie is home. I got a call this morning right as I was dropping my daughter off at school. Well as I'm talking to the lady at the desk I'm trying to talk to Trini as well. He's like where are you what are you doing? So needless to say I kinda had to have a different kind of conversation this morning. It's not that I'm ashamed but this school is on a need to know basis if you know what I mean. And it's not even her regular school. So I pretty much wasted about 7 minutes talking non sense while the stupid lady looked for her paperwork. I still continued to talk to him though. As I left my daughter in her school she was like Mommy tell Trina (that's what she calls him) bye and to have a nice day. It was soooo cute. So then as I'm walking out the door he was like what's going on with the paperwork? Divorce decree and I told him I'm going to have my friend try to get it. (Shay my friend in Boston is an airhead so I may need you girl) well needless to say his whole demeanor changed and was like why is your friend going? Now she'll know things about me. So at that point I had it between being tired, the lady at the school and was like "Ok well you tell me how we are suppose to get it?" I'm in Vegas and you're well you know? I really don't see any of your friends or family rushing down there for you. Well needless to say I think that put him in his place. Because then he was like i just want to make sure you're ok with whoever gets my paperwork for you. So this morning's conv. could've been better, but he was like I'll call you back in a little bit. We'll see if he does. Sometimes, I just wanna reach through the phone and shake him and say "What the &^%$ is your problem, I'm doing everything while your family does nothing" Ok now i feel better!!!!

Thanks for letting me vent girls!!!

[HasNAie]

Oh Shay thats great.. I need an excuse to SHOP...lol... I think I have only been to CT once....By the way.. DO u know where 50 cent lives???lmao..Im dying to just drive by there and see him in the grass so I can just drool "Just a Lil Bit'!

Trini Im sorry your morning call didn't go as you liked but at least you got it out..and put him in chk right quick..SOmetimes they just get so court up in the NOn reality part of this all.... Has had an attitude about who knows what last week and I heard it all in his voice...And when he answered something with a little tude in it ..I quickly asked his a$$ if i did anythng to him...So you know what the next 3 words were....Im Sorry Baby!!! lol...
But that is why they Love us....We Love them with everything but at the same time...never changing who we are...Its the Fire girl..lol..
MsPiggy...the pants...LMAO....I could imagine ....Yes I also have a problem with the words NO...but it better be a good reason behind it....It's just that we are obliging most of the time so we expect a yes just as much...Well at least for me.....But what does hemean when other people are around???Is He not a public affection type?? Glad you enjoyed your visits tho....Lucky girl you get to go back tonight!!

ACarter...Morning to you girl and I am glad you were Able to spend time w/o the kids with your hubby..somtimes we need just me time...My daughter(the lil one) just about competes with me for his attention when she goes...Its amazing to watch...lol....And Im pretty sure you dont look like an OX...dont be so hard on yourself...Sunday just may not have been your day....Be happy your healthy..You can always work on a few pounds if/when you want... And your Hubby's unconditional Love and support of that is great...Go shopping girl..Enjoy it!!

[moetbj]

OMG! LanaJo, ACarter, and Shay - let me tell you my weight issue, this is so funny - I got a little visit from Aunt Flo Friday night late and of course I was leaving early Saturday morning - so I am BLOATED plus if you take a look at the pics you can see I am not skinny girl! LOL! So while at visit BJ and I are sitting outside on a bench and he is sitting regular and I am facing him with a leg on each side of the bench - so I mentioned something about my stomach - and he looked dead at me and said "Why don't you do something about it?" And I just said because I want to but i get lazy or busy and it's just easier to complain about it - and I kind of looked at him - and he said "Dollface - you are fine the way you are - if you gain 10 lbs. lose 10 lbs whatever it doesn't matter to me - but i also don't want to hear you complain about it either - so then we moved on - but it's funny (LanaJO this is for you) I really don't think they think the same way we do - like we as women dwell on things like this and to them 10 lbs is nothing worth discussing - it's a weird...that's just the difference between men and women!

[Csmcgrl23]

Trini's they need to be put in their place every once in a while!! My man rarely calls my cell and I kind of appreciate it, sometimes I wish he would but then I know that he knows if I'm not at home or at my desk at work, I'm either driving or with someone and he knows I can't do more that one thing at a time LOL.

Ms.Piggy...OMG....LOL....LMAO...too funny, he split his pants...hahahahaha that's too funny!!! Did other people see what happened? You ARE meant to be the way you are Piggy, I have very small wrist and very small ankles and calfs but I have wide hips, a big butt and the Twins round me out. It's how I am. Oh and my man tells me I have the smallest hands he's ever seen, we are all different sizes and shapes. This really gets me going, there shouldn't even be talk about weight or cankles, people are just what they are and when someone has some confidence someone can knock that confidence out with a comment that is completely unnessicary. URGH!!!! It's taken me a long time to get to where I am, I also had (have) a Dad that was very critical of my body as well as past bf's....it's taken me a while to be comfortable with me.

Shay, girl it took me YEARS of him asking before I finally sent something. It's started out wierd, I had to have someone take pics of me and that was just the worst. Then I purchased a camera with a timer. At first I wore lingerie that I was comfortable with, he loved the pics and with each time I took pics I got riskier till I was just in my panties holding the twins so that the parts that aren't allowed to show didn't show. Now you think he'd love those but he still wanted to see more....so I bought pasties...yes ladies....pasties....I've had them for MONTHS...not that I didn't want to take the pics, I just didn't feel like it. It's a chore to take the pictures, you set the time, get in place, the camera goes off then you have to get up again and do the same thing all over again, I end up sweating LOL. I got the P.S.'s for a year too, just do it in your time, the moment will come when it just clicks and you're like let me just go do this for HIM. Like I said earlier, they don't see what we see.....

Congrats on the 9 months ACarter!!!

MsPIggy is that 4 visits in a row....yeah so much for budgeting visits...LOL.

Has, LOL, you were thankful there was no Phone Boning this morning....wait till you get some girl......

ok, I have to act like I'm working....LOL...I'll be here.

[LanaJo]

Carter, where have you been? Around a block or two?!! Just teasing!! I know that visit felt like a block though!! I'm excited you got to go by yourself. It just feels good not to have to worry over the kids and what their doing, you get to make googly silly little I love you faces all day if you want!! LOL!!

Has, how are you long time no hear!! I'm so hot now, I want to drive by 50's house too, and give him a lil bit, let me quit lying, I'd give him ALOTABIT!!! OOhh, he is not even cute, but the sexiest man ever. I swear if you've been shot a few times, you can't talk right, and your from the hood, I'm giving you ALOTABIT!! LOL!! For Real!!!

MsPiggy - girl I don't know what it is with the weight issues!! Ha!! I guess we got off of our periods, then got bloated and got our weight discussion all about the same time!! LOL!! It is so funny how when one of us gots an issue the other is having it too, or when we listen to something that intrigues us from another Fed WIfey's story, we see what our man has to say, and then wham there it goes. I honestly think that they don't know how to speak what they really are trying to say. Hello I'm not meant to be big? BUt I am? Umm, that is why your fly is open now!! Ha!! I bet you were laughing so hard!!

Shay, don't be worrying over that now, and congrats on the 11lbs., you workaholic you!! Just like i just said, they don't know how to speak right!! You'd swear there would be a school for proper speech when it comes to women or something as much as they say that sounds just dumb!! LOL!! Oh I wish I could meet all you guys!!
Trini, has he called back yet? Good for you, let him know your running this, while his family is off in la-la land.

Everyone, I hope you have a good day and a good week. I missed out on the word of the day for yesterday I guess, PHONE BONE!! Is that the "oral" stimulation we get from the telephone conversations?!!!! If so, I got some phone bone this weekend, and let me tell you, it was DIALICIOUS!!!! LOL!!

[HasNAie]

OMG Lana Jo....You are CRAZy... I just laughed in a cust ear...HAHAHAHHA..You ladies are hilarious....Mkay..i need to act like im at work too...

[LanaJo]

Shay I'm with Csm ont he pics, it just has to come at the right time for you. I felt so shy about taking them at first, and he begged and pleaded. One day, when I was feeling kind of "frisky with myself" I started taking some pics with my Kodak picture maker camera, running like Csm, sweating and panting and pissed off about half the pics I took, but it was kind of fun too. Well I've ended up taken about 100 pics by now, and each time, I get more creative, showing about everything I got and some I don't got!! LOL!! Don't ask, don't tell!!! I think it is artistic in a way. You kind of start appreciating your own nakedness and how it affects your man. You get awfully big headed too, the first time he gets those pics and calls damn near crying cause he wants you so bad!!! The booty shot gets em everytime!!! Wink!! Huh CSMC?!!!

[Csmcgrl23]

LOL....LanaJo...those first pics I sent the phone call was the BEST!!! It makes you feel so good when all he can say is "Damn, I love those pics" I don't know if you read my thread that's elsewhere about him cutting my pics out and making a collage, well that's what he does with the sexy pics....I have way more than I've sent, I look at some and cringe, I look at some and laugh, I usually send the ones I laugh at....the good thing is that he doesn't have to see what I don't like, I don't have to send ones I can't stand and I can crop things here and there.

LOL...I'm telling my man about phone bone right now.....hehehehe.

[moetbj]

ok someone needs to let me know how to do a tasteful "booty shot" lol! because he wants one so bad i can't think of a way to do it

Originally Posted by LanaJo

Shay I'm with Csm ont he pics, it just has to come at the right time for you. I felt so shy about taking them at first, and he begged and pleaded. One day, when I was feeling kind of "frisky with myself" I started taking some pics with my Kodak picture maker camera, running like Csm, sweating and panting and pissed off about half the pics I took, but it was kind of fun too. Well I've ended up taken about 100 pics by now, and each time, I get more creative, showing about everything I got and some I don't got!! LOL!! Don't ask, don't tell!!! I think it is artistic in a way. You kind of start appreciating your own nakedness and how it affects your man. You get awfully big headed too, the first time he gets those pics and calls damn near crying cause he wants you so bad!!! The booty shot gets em everytime!!! Wink!! Huh CSMC?!!!

[MsPiggy]

Yes, this will be four visits in a row. I have to be the luckiest girl around. As for the comments of me not being meant to be big I am like Whatever! I just let things roll off of me anymore. You girls just don't know the joy that came over me when he split his pants though. He is the one that is always wanting to lose weight blah blah blah. I always tell him I love him just the way he is that no matter what size he is he is perfect to me. I have loved him big and I have loved him not so big. But let me tell you I love to look at him when he is working out. Those big beautiful LL Cool J looking arms get me everytime. Honestly, I like him more when he has just a little belly cause I think its cute.

Shay let me tell you it took a whole 5 years for Kermie to get those pics that he wanted. Someone else had to take them for me. He was the happiest ever once he got those pics. I was able to give them to him when he had a 5 hour furlough. They weren't something I was comfortable mailing. After I gave them to him I couldn't believe it took me so long to take them because they joy in his eyes was enough to make me want to take more. Though we decided the next pics we take will be by him.

DIALICIOUS-that is a good one. I will have to tell Kermie that one. As far as the phone goes I should be getting paid for all the hours I put in on that one. I didn't like it at first but the more we did it the more comfortable I got. Now it comes so natural. One thing I learned was to really listen to his voice and make sure I am somewhere I can be comfortable and not move. His voice relaxes me so much its easy to slip into the naughty girl mode. Especially cause he gets all Barry White on me. He knows I love that deep sexy voice. He could tell me to take out the trash and I would be turned on.

As far as the touching thing goes apparently I only do it when people are around. Honestly I don't notice it. I just touch him when I feel like it but maybe there is something a little deeper going on. PDA is his middle name. So its not that he says it happens more when females are walking by so maybe I have deep seeded issues. I can't help it I love being close and touching my man. Definitely something I will be thinking on this week though. Since he wants to "break" me of this habit. I say once he comes home it will be different cause then I won't hear the word "No". He only tells me it for my own good when I seem to be going a little to far. But hearing no just makes it worse for me cause I hate being told "No" when it comes to my own man. Guess I am just a freak in nature. I say the cure is to have my Kermie home.

[MsPiggy]

Booty shot? lol lol I would have to grow a booty first. You can't tell where my back ends and my booty begins. I get jokes all the time about how can I date black men with no junk in my trunk. Guess they love whats under the hood.

[LanaJo]

Aww Piggy, how cute, your deep seeded issue is ---- That is your man, and you want them heffers to know it!! LOL! I feel you completely on that though, and I do the same type of things, I have never paid any attention though, but my man does it too. If I get up at visits, he doesn't watch me walk either, he watches everyone else, to see if someone is watching!! How silly!!

Mo- the classic booty shot, is on the corner of the bed!! HEEEEHEEEE!!! With a thong of course. See if you bend over the corner of your bed, this is what I've found out, your tummy can press against it, you cans stick the badonkeydonk out and up, and spread as you deem necessary, and it will look so bootylicious!! My booty doesn't clap when I walk, but dag gum it, in that position I could clap, wave, and say hey come and get it!!LOL!!! That sounded so stupid!! HAHA!!

[LanaJo]

LOL!! I'm laughing hysterically right now!! I ain't got much booty either, but it is what's under the hood!! I'm reved up too!! Tail end or not, I got some junk somewhere!! And it's all for his sweet-tooth!! HaHa!!

Originally Posted by MsPiggy

Booty shot? lol lol I would have to grow a booty first. You can't tell where my back ends and my booty begins. I get jokes all the time about how can I date black men with no junk in my trunk. Guess they love whats under the hood.

[Homiegirl]

Hello ladies, I hope ur weeks are all off to a great start, they sound like they are. I have final exams at schoo....so I am really not looking forward to that at all. But after Wendsday night I will be ready to celebrate. I was just with my man not this past weekend but the weekened before, the BOP was so kind enough to place him 1000 miles away so I only go once evry month or even two months sometimes. SO I will be back with my baby in August. So excited!!! Ohhh and I get to go all 3 days, even more exciting....but now.

Has that whole talk about 50...ohhhh....I might have to roll out with u ladies to see that man, ohhhhh prison did him WELL, VERY WELL!!!

[Moeshaforever99]

OK Girls..I am laughing my butt off as I am trying to write up one of my employees ...I have to put someone on suspension, and instead of placing all of my attention to the issues at hand, I keep putting the website up and reading your post because I can't seem to live without all of u!

LanaJO: Fifty cent thing, you are a mess..this is so true, he is ugly as hell, but as sexy as he wants to be, I will have to find out where he lives, cause I was not even thinking about that..I am more concerned in meeting Has, that I didn't even remember that thug living in CT LOL!! Ya I might even tell Maurice we are going to go look for Fifty's house NOT!!!

ACarter..well you finally came back, I was wondering where you been, but I knew you has to be visiting, sorry that they were not all that good, but hey, something else matters, you went there and you were with him, so try to turn anything negative into a positive OK babygirl..also..OX..you are not, I am sure you are just as beautiful as we all are..hey it's a excuse to go shopping, so don't be a window shopper, get those clothes girl and have fun!

Csmc: I am so scared that I will take this pictures, then the embarrassment of going to CVS when they are developed and all my luck, all the kids that work there are friends of my son Darryn..that is the main reason I don't take them, knowing that all my son's friends work at this CVS which is right up the street..I know that I could go to another one, but I am so insecure with my weight and body when naked that I would point out every flaw, and then God Forbid, the C/O's that open the damn envelope start telling others to come over and see this big fat mess in a pair of short shorts and a bra..oh my!! LOL

Moet: You have a very nice Thick body and you know the brothers love that sh$t..so you ain't got nothin to worry about..my body is like a coke bottle, I have a 28 inch waist, 38DD chest and I think I have 36 inch thighs, I don;t know, all I know is ..My body is bangin.. LOL! ( so I think)

Has: Call me and we will set something up, I think I PM'd you my number if not, just send me a PM and I'll hit u back...Also keep that man in check girl..

Otra..where are u today!!!! ** we all know where she is, crawling up a wall right now** LOL

Trini: I would have done the same exact thing, I don't need anyone knowing much of anything, please...most of my associates think Maurice is in the Middle East fighting the war..they often come into my office and tell me things that they heard, and I have to look at them with so much concern..oh how I hate to lie, but somethings are better left unsaid...

MSPiggy..all I can say about his pants is " KARMA" what goes around comes around with split pants...LMAO
I would of loved seeing it..

So Maurice called me at 12noon, our last 6 minutes and I will now not hear from him till the 14th, this will be the first time in over a year that I don't hear from him everyday, he said he would call me in th evening of the 14th and not to worry, as the phone started clicking, it was a feeling like I was say goodbye forever, it was sad and I tried not to let him hear me start to get salty eyed, but he said, babygirl, it will be ok..and I love you and I will talk to u soon..then it hung up..so this will be a tough 3 days, but I will make it through, with all of you..

The word of the day yesterday was "Phone Bone" and we will come up with one later tonight..any ideas so far??

Hugs Shay

[Homiegirl]

Loe....how come u guys dont get to talk for 3 days???

[MsPiggy]

Okay Ladies, you have to count me in on that trip by 50's house. I see it now Club Fed Wifey has get together to 50's house. This is the conclusion I have come to for myself. I aint into faces that its all about the body. OMG 50 has a nice one. I started to realize this problem when I was drooling over Busta Rhymes and we all know he is ugly as the day is long but OMG let him take off that shirt and its a whole nother story. I went to a concert of his and he stripped that was the highlight of my evening.

Shay- don't feel bad cause the people I work with think my man works at the prison. Which technically isn't a lie cause he does work in the kitchen I just don't tell them he happens to live there too. Of course I didn't mind the view. But let me tell you Fed issues boxers do nothing for the sex appeal level.

Dialicious is my favorite word today so far.