New Club: Club Fed Wifey's

[Homiegirl]

Lana u sexy mamas look gooooddddddd

[ACarter05]

I vote lets go tear it up in chat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[HasNAie]

JoJO...Unfortunately I am sitting at my desk...lol..I feel like a car sitting wit the key in the ignition but cant start.....

We cant talk about death ladies...Not today.....PLEASE!

Lana sis...ummm whats that white dot in the middle of ya head??lmao...I know he aint spit the drip on ya 4head b4 u left and u couldnt bare to wipe it off...lmao

Csm....I love ya girl! Nana is blessed just as you are!!

You ladies with the cigarettes you have to STOP.....

[HasNAie]

No I cant chat wit yall while im a work..Im gon cry(in my best color purple imitation)lol..

Lana sis how tall are you???

[Lylac]

LANA & Ms PIGGY - All I can say is AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Jo - Me too on the smoking thing. Soon mama.

Has - i noticed that too!! LOL

Trini - So are you feeling better???? I hope so.

Gotta jet for awhile. My boss is being a B1$$h

[treyswifey]

Can someone please tell me who's who in the pictures?????

Also, today is my grandparents 60th wedding anniversary!! Isnt that soooo cute? I pray Trey and I make it that long. i just think that is adorable

[MsPiggy]

Okay I'll speak up on it and let you know who is who. Lana is in the stripped shirt and my friend is the one in the brown and I am the one in the black shirt. I didn't even notice the huge white dot on lana's head till yall said something so funny. I did notice there was something on my chin and my big arse bra strap showing but I love the pics anyway.

[HasNAie]

Thats Beautiful Trey Songz....Good Morning Girl!!!

Its piggy with the glasses..Lana with the white dot on her head thats her son with the back of his head in the pic..lol...and i believe thats a friend of piggys

[Lylac]

Originally Posted by treyswifey

Also, today is my grandparents 60th wedding anniversary!! Isnt that soooo cute? I pray Trey and I make it that long. i just think that is adorable

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH I've always wished for a love like that. My great grandparents were together for 40 years, and when my poppa died, my momma didn't date or remarry or nothing for almost 30 years til she passed. They got married when she was 16!!!

[Csmcgrl23]

Finally got to see some pics!!! LOL...I saw the white dot too and wondered wtf? You ladies look like you had a good time!!!

Nyk...I'm all on the dream thing. I read that exact same thing in a book that I have. But I also know my dreams. It really could be that the love I had left for my ex (the little that was left) died that night in my dream. But I do have telling dreams. I didn't notice it till about a year ago, that I have dreams that are kinda real but don't quite make sense, then what happened in my dream will happen and it will all click together. So I want to believe that my dreams are just thoughts of my subconcious but it's hard to do when it comes true, not exactly but in a way.

Moet...did he call you yet????

Has...I did that one day...went back and read the first posts cause when I signed up I didn't come back for a few weeks...I didn't realize at first...but I think that Shay really has everyone in order and made sure each person has the right number. I remember laughing that there was a few people that wanted to be #9. NO working late tonight right????

What's up all my other ladies???? It's Thursday!!!! One more day of work!

I have to go to the store to get creamer for my coffee.....sigh....I miss my man!!! LOL

[moetbj]

aaww piffy and lana ya'll was having a good ol' time! now me, harley, and kat will be kickin' it in Forrest City - lmao and have to post some pictures! LMAO!
Thanks Harley for the pm! I just hope that everything is ok! I was telling Csmc - I am afraid he got the damn date and changed his mind - I know serious issues, right? i am just a bundle of nerves today.....
Trey's - let me know sister - you forward to go phone? How does that work? You know somethin' i don't? Anything to save me some money...
Ok, ladies...once i talk to BJ then we will start a wedding day countdown

Love you all!

[HasNAie]

No working late tonight...I couldnt if i wanted to my eyes are burning and I am a total B.I. right now...lol..

And HAS is tripping me out I havent heard from him...

[HasNAie]

Moet u can fed you hous phone to ya go phone i do it all of the time

[HasNAie]

OMG..im bugging..lol..You can FWD your house phone to your GO phone I do it all of the time...I think that was typed better..lol

I have FED on the brain

[Lylac]

Has girl you need some sleep LOL!!! Crazy Lady!! LOL

[LanaJo]

Has- YOU FOR REAL NEED SOME SLEEPY TIME!!! Ya'll are clowing my cum spot!!! LOL, I don't know what happened!! I wish I had something besides a dot on my forehead!!!! I'd give d*ckhead a new meaning!!! LMAO!!!

Trini- Kidney stones? Aww dayum, I'm so sorry. I got those a few times, even when I was pregnant. That'll tear yo arse up. Girl go get some cranberry tablets and start taking them, they are capsules, they'll help you out so much, believe me, I don't really ever drink sodas cause that makes my kidneys act up big time. Also plenty of water sis. Hope you feel better soon. Them prescriptions are doing you nicely huh!!!! LOL!!!

Mo- Congrats on the date, woooooooohooooooooo, and stop being so nervous, ya'll both want this, he isn't scared, probably just on lockdown or just pondering the whole situation. He is completely willing and ready and excited as you are!! Don't you fret.

Welcome Rocks and MrsJTH

Who was clowning? Ya'll are dogging on my speech, that's alright CSM!!!!!!!!!!

Nyk- I love accents too girl, if you got an accent a speech impetement, can't speak English, I'd give him some!!! LOL!!!!! J/K, but for real, love accents!!! Get it girl!!

TuPac's anniversary of his death? OMG? I was so sad when he died, I came home from school, and I remember my mom was like (this is how she said it) 2pack shaker died. I was like who? She's like 2pack, I broke down in tears, I was tripping forever, wanted to go to the funeral and ish. That was my first ever BD. I loved him till I couldn't love him no more. Hey did ya'll ever see that documentary about the lady who wrote him while he was in prison? It was pretty crazy. When he got out, he boned her once. I was like dang I should've wrote his a$$!!!! LOL!!!!!

[LanaJo]

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Oh dayum sister girl, my freak a leak is havin some serious issues, so sorry I didn't get to read up until today. My goodness, this is so insane. I feel you though, you so have to do you baby, nobody, not even him, not even this man you have helped out, held up, and stood up for, can keep you down, or make you feel unappreciated. So many times we let things slide to cut down on the drama, but in reality it effects our relationship to do so. We understand when they are having a bad time, but when we don't get that in return, along with their reassurance, then we have little to believe in. I think what you are deciding is the most intelligent decision you can make. Think for you right now, not for him or for you in the future even. Let go, do yourself, experience what you need to, and if after that, the love is still there, than you can work on it, but baby take the time you need, all the time you need. You wrote him and told him too, very strong woman you are, and I'm proud of you and I feel for your pain. We are here, and we'll hold you down. Take it easy and be good to you, wit yo fine self girl, too sexy!!!!!!! Don't let it all take you around another million curves, we got some stripping to do!!!!!

Has I'm 5'5, I look tall huh!!!!!!! What's up with Has, no calls sis?

[Csmcgrl23]

OMG Lana...you are killin' me. You said he boned her once....LOL...today is the anniversary of the day he got shot...not the day he died...so are you saying that if you were sitting next to Tupac and he wanted to get with you, you would do it???? Just cause he's Tupac????? LOL....that's too funny.....Ice Cube???? hahahahahahaha

Has....dang girl, you fell asleep chatting with me last night!! You said "oh I put my head down" left me hangin'!!! And you are still tired??? Yeah sure you had your head down...you were on that website weren't you Fmachines.com hahahahahaha....Love you girl!!! That man better call you!

[Trini'slady]

Lana - 2pacshaker omg lol... He got shot today but died on the 13th. It happened on the corner of LV Blvd and Koval Lane. I'm sure they'll be a tribute of flowers and stuff down there for the next 6 days. Girl hell I would've written his behind 3 times a day and sent nekkid pics if he would've come home and BBO FOR REAL. Thank you for the suggestion with the tablets. I've been drinking cranberry juice and lots of water. Oh and girl nothing bothers me with these pills lol. Someone could tell me to go ______ myself and I wouldn't care hehehe

HAS - My drinking partna when u get home from seeing HAS if I'm doing better we need to have a drink together. Or hell even drunk dials.

Homie - I thought of you on my ride here... I feel for you girl. He needs to smarten up and act right.

NYK - I'm ok girl, just uncomfortable, but the pills make all the difference. My partna in crime a couple suites down brings me tea and stuff.

DAYUM this day needs to fly by for reals. It's only 9 am and I'm already ready to go freakin home.

[Csmcgrl23]

wooooooooowooooooooooooo all members no guests!!!!!

[Rock's Harley]

Good Morning everyone !!
I over slept !! My computer took a dive last night while I was working.. and I lost about 3 hours worth of work !!! Grrrrrrrrrrr
Then .. check this.. Rock-E calls me this morning and jus t when I get all excited and just as I hit the ''5'' to accept the call.. the freaking thing thing gets cut off on his end!!!! Good grief I hate it when that happens... so here I sit waiting for an hour to go by so that maybe he can call me back!!!
See.. Rock-E is NOT a writer.. I mean he sends me these great drawings....he's a TAT artist....but for the most part and believe me.. I am thankful for any mail I get ...but it would be great to see ACTUALL writing .. LOL.. I mean there for a minute I wondered what his handwriting looked like!! HAHAHAHA.. I had never seen it !! LOL
I knew he could draw like crazy.. I even asked him once before he went inside.. I said ''baby.. you do write ,right??'' His reply was ..'' don't plan on it ...'' LOL . I just about fell off the bed laughing...
I hope you guys are having a great day ... I am just sitting here with the phone in my lap.. the computer software stacked up.. and now I am trying to restore what I lost.. so I am going to be here for a minute !!!!
Harley

[Rock's Harley]

Oh.. so I am thinking that maybe Forrest City is having issues with the phone system... maybe that is the reason for the lack of calls yesterday and my call with Rock getting cut off.!!!
It's too bad that we can't designate where we want our federal taxes to go.. right?? I want mine to go to fix any system when it gets broken or if they even think it might get broke....that will keep me from talking to my man !!! LOL.
Then .. we would never have to worry about that problem!!
Ok.. I know I am in this funky mood.. and you guys are sitting there thinking..yep.. she hasn't even been attached to the Fed system that long and she has already lost it.. nah.. not to worry.. I lost it when Rock-E was in house arrest..and we had the Feds following me and MY SON EVERYWHERE... (( LONG STORY)) LOL
Harley

[Trini'slady]

Harley - We're all as crazy as you. lol We are each support system we are all here for you girl to vent, scream, cry whatever it is.

[treyswifey]

wow its busy in here today!!

MOET - what i did is I got a "gophone" that is .10 cents a minute and $1 a day with an OH number. I forwarded the calls to my regular cell (which is the only phone I have) and literally turned off the "gophone." So, I am not charged for the .10 cents a minute or the $1 per day. The only thing is that $25 worth of minutes expire every 90 days.... OH WELL. I can deal with $25 every 3 months for cheaper calls....are you on a 1 year contract with your new cell?

I love the pic if Lana and Ms. Piggy - its always good to see who you are talking to - lol

HAS - dayum ma - you better get some sleep tonight - why isnt he calling you??? Well, maybe your minutes will last longer this month

Jojo - im sooo jealous - is it 6 days and a wake up? or 7 and a wake - up? I'd be ready to pull that car over right outside the damn prison and GET IT ON!! lol

I wish someone had a man at Elkton - y'all are all able to go together and ish and Im all alone

[Trini'slady]

What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted.

What's the difference between government bonds and men? Bonds Mature.

What is the difference between a man and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.

What did God say after creating man? I can do better.

Husband: Want a quickie? Wife: As opposed to what?

Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism.

I went to the County Fair. They had one of those "Believe it or not?" Shows. They had a man born with a penis and a brain.

What do you have whan you have two little balls in your hand? A man's undivided attention.

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind. 2. No business.

How is a man like a snowstorm? Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.

Did you hear about the banker who's a great lover? He knows first-hand the penalty for early withdrawal