New Club: Club Fed Wifey's

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Andy - Dont Think You Being Nosy You'll Never Know If You Dont Ask And Thats What We Here For To Help Each Other!!!!

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Oh Yeah Ladies I Told Him That Under My Name Is Caspers Girl He Said Thats Cute In All But It Should Be Caspers Wife So I Need To Change That. I Told Him To Relax And Do His Time!!! If He Keep Giving Orders He Will Be Single!! Just Talking Trash.

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Well Ladies Good Night I Have To Get Up At 6am And Start Another Day!! I Hate Being An Adult!!

[Csmcgrl23]

Ok, I was ready to beat him down, 10pm no call, 11pm and I'm about to lose it thinking he won't call...11:01pm the phone rings...you know this man had to watch his show before he called. It was great talking to him but now I feel so sad. All we talked about was how we couldn't stop thinking about each other and how much we missed each other. I just wanted to reach thru the phone and hug him. He had me smiling and laughing and I still had tears in my eyes. Then the call is ending and he's telling me that they will be working on the phones next week. So we hang up and I just break down crying. I feel bad because I know some ((((((MsPiggy))))) that didn't get a call at all but I just want to be able to call him right back or jump in my car and go to his house for a late night booty call but I can't!!! I can't even go visit him!!! I feel like this is NEVER going to end even though we are short timers now. It just seems like days are adding onto the calendar instead of coming off. If he hadn't off had to start rdap over we'd be looking at 6 months and some change, starting over and having this set back makes it feel like we have 8 years instead of 8 months. I HATE PRISON!!!! I just want this to be over already, I want endless calls, endless hugs and endless kissing and most of all endless nights of bangin' my back out! Well I just had to vent this out so now hopefully I won't cry myself to sleep.

I love you all!!! See you tomorrow, well it's already tomorrow for some of you. I hope you are all having sweet wet dreams!!!

[Lylac]

Good morning Wifey's!!! Another day down... Hope you all have a wonderful day!!

Csmc - Girl... I know how you feel. I feel like that too. Sometimes I kick myself because I actually chose to get involved with Ad. while he was in prison. Yes I didn't know I would end up falling in love with him but still... If we can make it through the night... the sun will rise. Hold your head baby girl!! Hellooooooo.

Moet - I hope the BM lets Bj see his daughter. She just needs to grow up because it's not about her anymore, it's about he children. Sorry for the stress. But be happy babygirl, You're about to be Mrs. BJizzle!!

In honor of marriage... those pending and those coming up fast (Moet) some Marriage jokes...


I have "great" news for you

The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we're going to be three in this house instead of two."

Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes.

He was glowing of happiness and kissing his wife when she said, "I'm glad that you feel this way since tomorrow morning, my mother moves in with us."


What will the neighbors think?

Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.

"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," complained Jack as he stepped out of the shower. "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"

"Probably that I married you for your money."

[LanaJo]

Ok ya'll I'm deeply saddened today. No call? I'm dumbfounded. Thanks CSM for your kind words, I really appreicate them. Last night I got to have some convos with some of my girls, it helped alot to not think about him not calling, but after getting off the phone, I was like dang, no phone call, how in the world is that gonna happen. This man is a hustla like no otha, I mean we be getting phone time in when his minutes are already gone if you know what I'm saying. He does it like that. So something is not cool, whether it's him in trouble or the phones being messed up or that "thing" he was supposed to tell me about is happening, or he's stressed and I'm not what can comfort him. I just dunno. It's so crazy how the mind works, I was fretting over everything last night, how crazy all this sh*t is, and had the most insane dream. I want to tell ya'll about it, so here is a long post!!!

Trini - I'm gonna call you this evening, I was on the cell when you called the house, I'll pm you my cell!!!!

So in my dream, I go to OK with my cousins, and we drive up there in their mom's Jeep, and we go to a jail, and there's this hispanic dude in the cell talking to this man buff black man laying in his bed rapping!! I am there to see my man, and low and behold, it's 50 laying in the bed ya'll, and he turns around as they let me enter his cell and smiles with all them teef. I almost died in my dream, and he tells teh dude to leave, and then all of a sudden I'm liek standing behind the cell door, but my body is in there wit 50, we make some booty banging for real!! Then I'm in me again, and I leave our visit and stay at a hotel because I'm supposed to get to pick him up in a couple of days. Well I look out my window the next morning, and I see my aunt's Jeep is wrecked, smushed into the pavement, and I'm tripping, I run out the room to see what's up, and then there is a crowd in the lobby, a concert is fixing to start, my cousins are there ready to go, and I turn around and I see my man 50, and I'm in shock he's supposed to be in jail. So I point , telling my cousin oh my man wanted to surprise me, then he walks by and is like I saw you pointing to another man, you ain't my girl no more, I'm like I was pointing at you, he just walked off. So then I go into this big stadium to see the concert and I sit by myself, my cousin goes to find 50 and tell him what the deal is. Well this big fat dude walks by with his girl and they sit beside me, he's feeling on my booty and stuff and I'm scared so I get up and leave, and go to this upstairs room, lock the door and hide, then he comes up the stairs, I can hear him, and he is breathing all hard and I'm tripping, he starts banging on the door, and he starts saying let me in girl, and it's Biggie Smalls ya'll, I was like I thought this dude was dead. So he's fixing to bust down the door and get my a$$, but his girl starts yelling what you doing up there. So he leaves. I go find my cousin, by this time I'm like buck 50, and she's on an amusement park ride, so I get on and she is driving and calling her mom on this crooked bridge trying to cry and tell her what happened to her jeep. I thought it was over, then we stop get off, and see this girl , she fell off the ride before us, and had the most huge purple knot on her forehead, but who was comforting her, 50. I woke up and I'm fuming, no phone call, no 50, and only Biggie tries to holler, what is the world coming to!!

I hope everyone has a good day, and hope I can atleast get a letter today!!
Love ya'll!!!!

[Lylac]

Lana - Ahhh girl. I'm sorry about you not getting a phone call. It's so hard to wait and worry not really being able to do shit. I haven't gotten one either but he told me he was up for some disciplinary stuff and they might take away the phone.... Great.

Everything will be alright. If you ever need to talk, I'll Pm you my number.

The dream... I don't know girl. It's crazy! maybe we are just so sex starved and all this talk about sexy guys....

[Csmcgrl23]

(((((((((Lana)))))))))) sorry you didn't get a call, ya girls can make you forget for a moment but then there is always that point where we are alone in bed and you can't help but think. Your dream was too funny. I love it when people dream about celebrities. I never do so I totally trip out on dreams where you are gettin' it on with 50!!! I have a friend that dreams about him too, he's two timing ya girl!!!

Nyk....thanks girl, I got your pm, it was like 3am your time, it would be nuts to call you. I didn't sleep good and I'm already late for work. I chose to go thru this with him too, I didn't have to but I made my bed and I lay in it ALONE. Sometimes I just hate it more than other times. It sucks!!!

[Csmcgrl23]

I'm off to work....I'll be back in a few.

[MsPiggy]

Moet & Lana-- Thanks so much for the calls. It some odd way talking about it helped.

The longer this goes on the sicker I feel. I just have this feeling in the pit of my stomach that is making me so sick. I feel like I want to lose my lunch. Even though I tried eating this morning the better part of $5.03 worth of breakfast is in the trash. I tried calling last night and this morning to talk with the chaplain. To no avail apparently the chaplain isn't always there. I need sleep I know it. Cause I am not getting it. Saturday I will try and visit. It looks like that is when the funeral will be also. Then that night I have a wedding to attend. Not sure I will make the wedding. I have a hard time with them anyway since Kermie isn't here and we can't do that. I am holding on with everything I got but it's just getting harder and harder. The rumors up there have started and I have the wives calling me with "news". It aint pretty let me tell you. I don't want "news" I want the truth. I don't know that I can pray any harder than I already am. I ask that you ladies pray for strength for me.

[Lylac]

Ms. Piggy - I am praying that you hear the truth soon. I am hoping for the best possible outcome for you, but as long as it's the truth then you can deal with it.

Csmc - Girl I was up at 3... Woke up out of a dead sleep for some reason... but your right. There are those times when we just have to go through it alone.

[LanaJo]

Piggy, I'm glad talking helped, it is so horrible to not know, and we don't know anything, but the rumors or our own thoughts driving us to the point of insanity. I'm super feeling you this morning, not knowing what's going on with my man. I guess we just have to wait, more time to think about all the possibilities.

CSM - I so understand what your saying about not expecting calls, but that first of the month is pretty important. I am sure of it, something is going on, how wonderful. It is also my bed and I lie in it alone too! We are all here for eachother, but in the same regards, we're all doing our time with our men by ourselves, regardless, some moments you just feel alone in your struggle. Now I'm definitely thankful for all you ladies, very happy indeed that we have all met and can relate so much to one another, please don't think my earlier comment was saying that we don't help one another, we do, I just mean that when we're alone, no PTO on the computer, our men are the only things that are on our minds and it feels so saddening once in a while when our nerves are shot, our spirit is down, and we know that we're just again waiting on "time".

Nyk - thanks girl for the good spirit, no call for you and your holding it down good!!! I so love that about you, regardless your helpful and your inspiring, I appreciate that, and you don't know just how much.

So with the help of my sistas!!!!>>> I'm gonna quit worrying about it. I will here something soon, and then I'll know, it's not gonna do any good to sit here and cry over it, I'll be okay, now it will still be running thru my mind, but I'm not gonna fret, I refuse, I got to be the strong woman I am and take a firm hand on myself and say "Hey Lana you got this"!!! Oh if it was so simple, but I'll make it that simple. I think I'm still hurt 50 dogged me for Miss Lumpy!!! What a hoe!

I see big dead people!!!! LMAO!!!!!

[Homiegirl]

GOod morning girls, I hope all u wifeys r enjoying ur day so far and enjoyed ur first of the month call....well for those of you who got them. This was the first month I havent gotten one in a year, this phone stuff is AWFUL....last month on the first he called to wake me up since I was down there visiting him and I was in the shower already...MAN I miss him a lot. Anyways the man sent me mail, actually I have gotten mail every single day which I am quite proud of him for BUT yesterdays letter was awful and he was HEATED, yelling at me becuase he thinks I havent been writing IM LIKE HELLO U R IN THE HOLE, dont u think they are prob just holding ur mail because well they can?? I swear this is so awful, at first I was pissed at him but then I felt bad because I know the stress he is under and I was like OMG I wish I could just go there and try to make things better for him. I will be there in 11 days and a wake up tho woooohhooooo!!!!

LANA...girl Im soooo sorry u didnt get a call yesterday....I AM SURE he will call today and there is a reason he didnt yesterday, does he have money???

[LanaJo]

YAY Homie, the stress he's been feeling will be alieviated big time here in 11 days!!!! So nice that your going to see him and be able to tell him. Those dag gum co's and all their crap, just give the man his mail. I swear, they act so stupid!!!

Thanks for the kind words. He should have money, but even if not, he can call collect. No problems there. I dunno what's up, but it'll be all good. Now if I find out he just hasn't called or written just cause, then I'll have a b##ch fit!! And he won't be getting any letters or any answers when he does call!!! I'm sure it's all good, and it'll be fine. I am just happy his sister ain't called me with no bad news. Don't they call relatives in cases of emergencies?

[moetbj]

Thanks for the wedding joke NYK -

Question ladies - WHY does my man in PRISON look 150 thousand times better then my RAGGEDY baby daddy? LMAO! Of course he was late picking my son up this morning - i had to bring him to work AGAIN with me. I packed him some clothes and food gave my kid 10 bucks and said take him over to your mom's on Friday - he wants to spend two nights! I need a BREAK! LOL!
Going for a visit in 3 days - his best friend and i are going - still unsure about BM and the baby girl - let's keep our fingers crossed...and get this! I got to work and the framed pic I have of BJ on my desk is BROKE - like the back peice came off so it can't stand up no more - I am like WTF! Of course no one knows what happened to it! UUGGGHH!

[moetbj]

{{{{{{{{{{{{{Hugs}}}}}}}}}}}}}} Lana and MsPiggy - hopefully Lana you will get your call today - and MsPiffy hopefully you will get some answers - it was great talking to you last night!

[Csmcgrl23]

Wow alot of us ladies didn't get a call and here I was crying about the one that I got. Sorry. I will be sending warm fuzzies out to all of you so that you feel a little better.

((((((MsPiggy))))))) girl, I can really feel your stress and sadness. I wish I could wrap my arms around you and give you a big warm hug. You are going thru so much. I have times when I can't eat and I have trouble sleeping at the same time and I feel like I'll just drop in the spot but I can't, we have to keep doing what we do everyday, work, kids, holding down our men and it's hard when emotion doesn't let you eat or sleep. I drink weight loss shakes at times like this. Or even Assure's, they give you the calories and other things your body needs, I also drink milk. I'm surprised I'm not a size 2 because of my "prison diet" but I know that I can't make it with nothing in me and I also know that chewing food is almost impossible....so all of you ladies remember if you ever can't eat grab a weight loss shake, or a drink subsistute for a meal. It really helps!!!!

Lana, yes we have each other and I am soooooo grateful for that, we are on the same path but we each have a different journey. It's hard sometimes but the days are filled with laughter and smiles when we come in here. When my man went to the hole is when I really started posting in here. It really helped, I slept like a log and I ate ok during that time, which is rare but I contribute it to all of you that kept me afloat.

So all you ladies going thru a hard time right now, hang in there, Lana don't think too hard, it won't be what you think. Hang in there(((((MsPiggy))))) Moet....I know you woke up excited this morning....one day closer to becoming his wifey!!!! I love you guys.....

man did I type alot or what....I was thinking of you guys in the car on the way here.......

[Trini'slady]

Lana - I'm sorry you didn't receive a call I pray everything is ok. Girl you can make a serious situation turn funny. That dream was off the hook. You had me dying as usual. I just have to ask was 50 good? Or di his teef get in the way?

CSM - How r u doing today? How is Nana doing? Is she still in good spirits?

MsPiggy - I'm glad you feel a tiny bit better. It's always good to talk about things. Did you have anymore crickets?

NYK - Morning girl

Homie - Sorry you didn't get a call but it will come soon.

I'm doing good this morning. Last night when I left work I was on my way to get my daughter at preschool and T called at like 530. He knew he was in the dog house lol. He was like I was going to wait until tomorrow to call you so you could cool down. But I see you're not that heated anymore. I'm still a little mad but if what he told me was true, what his words were meant to say than I can't be mad. But hell I'll let him sweat it and think I'm still mad. lol I call his mamma yesterday to say hi and ask her a question, well she didn't answer the phone his nephew did so I wa sliek can i talk to your granma and he wa sliek she's not here yada, yada. So I was like can you have her call me. So T called her and she told him I called. He was likecall her back. She calls you all the time you never call her back. So we'll see what she does.

To all the other wifeys (((((((((hugs)))))))))

[Csmcgrl23]

Oh.....(((((((Homie)))))))) woooohoooo you will see him soon!!! I'm so proud of you for being strong during all this over some stupid glue!!! He will get a bunch of mail at once and he will feel bad, he should know you've got his back.

[MsPiggy]

Homie-- Glad your getting mail. Something is better than nothing right even when they do make you mad.

Lana-- I know your stressin girl. It would have to be a serious emergency for them to call home. More than likely they are all on lock down. I know not too long ago they locked it down cause of a fight. So keep ya head up Ma. Don't forget you did have Biggie try to holla. OMG that is way too funny.

Moet-- you are too funny. Sometimes when we see our exes we wonder if we really were insane at the time to be with them. Glad we got wise huh. Sorry about your frame. I know I would be on one for real. Pictures are the only things we have besides letters. Priceless indeed.

[Csmcgrl23]

Lana, my man didn't get to call his sister. I had to call and ask her if she heard from him because I knew they moved him, she said no so I had to tell her. She didn't even try to call to get more info like she probably could have but whatever. If they go to the hole the prison doesn't consider that an "emergency" like we do. And even if something happened they don't call. JERKS!!!! I HATE PRISON!!!

[Trini'slady]

BTW When I was on the phone with him last night. I was like I mailed you out a nasty (mean) letter today. He was like what so you can tell me how the guy from The Four Tops was winiking at you and stuff? I was like yep, that's what you wanted to hear how dudes be hollaring. So at that point I knew he was jealous. lol I loved it. He was like M they have mad groupies why are you happy about that? I was like T believe me I am not happy about it, and dude is like 60 yrs old. i would never. I could tell by his voice he was so jealous. I was laughing and he was like why you laughing girl. He shouldn't say things if he didn't want to hear the response.

[Trini'slady]

Oh lord TBDs teh saga continues. Mine decides to call yesterday after 6 days. Just to get babygirl started. So she cried whatever. But then stop that s*&t right quick and was like Mommy mail T's pics I drew tomorrow. Don't forget. I love T Mommy do you? I was cracking up. lol

Shay - Shawty where are you? I see work has you crazy busy. Call me when you get a chance. Love ya.

AC - You're awfuly quiet. I hope you're not at a party at the gas station lol

DAMN Ya'll we forgot about 112 in our conversation the other day.

[Lylac]

Originally Posted by Trini'slady

BTW When I was on the phone with him last night. I was like I mailed you out a nasty (mean) letter today. He was like what so you can tell me how the guy from The Four Tops was winiking at you and stuff? I was like yep, that's what you wanted to hear how dudes be hollaring. So at that point I knew he was jealous. lol I loved it. He was like M they have mad groupies why are you happy about that? I was like T believe me I am not happy about it, and dude is like 60 yrs old. i would never. I could tell by his voice he was so jealous. I was laughing and he was like why you laughing girl. He shouldn't say things if he didn't want to hear the response.

They all act so macho but it's so cute when they get alittle jealous even though there isn't any way you would or could... Way to make him sweat!!

[Trini'slady]

He just called for 2 mins to say good morning. And he was like are you still mad at me? He was like girl I had a dream you were still heated and was like where's my letters I haven't gotten any from you T. I was hysterical laughing. Us women have such a strong power over these men to make the toughest roughneck breakdown. lol