***ONLY MEN VOTE*** Have you "slipped" while you waited?

[WifejailedinAZ]

From the day that I met her, I have and always been hers. I need, want nor seek anyone else. She is the force that drives me, and through these times that drive has strengthen. My commitment to her and my resolve to be the best man to have ever touched her life are stronger than ever.

Debbie’s heart is the warmest place on this earth, with her love I can carry on through anything this life brings me. I can take head on all the challenges in my way and continue down the path I set forth for us the day “WE” said I do. Here’s to being strong for her:

Strong Enough To be your Man – Travis Tritt

I know there’s times
You’ve been tormented by the questions in your mind
Will our love last
Or simply fade away as time begins to pass
You’re a complicated lady thats for sure
With a need for someone unafraid to make you feel secure
And if you wonder if Im strong enough to be your man
Yes, I am
Yes, I am

Don’t let yourself imagine its a lie
I’m not the kind to turn and say goodbye
And though you test my soul
And make yourself so hard to hold
I’m gonna make you understand
I’m strong enough to be your man

Do you believe
When I look in your eyes and swear
Ill never leave
What will it take
To make you know that what we have is here to stay
Yes, I know that you’ve been loved and left before
But I promise you wont ever see me walking out the door
And if you wonder if Imp strong enough to your man
Yes, I am
Yes, I am

[jsnake]

no,i havent, but my hands get raw at times, or that too much to share

[RobinsMan]

I wuz gunna say, I uzually keep a good grip on it.

[krummy]

RobinsMan, you and jsnake better watch out. I see that little devil sneaking up on you guys

[cowboy1]

No official vows have taken place and I'm not married to my gal, but I promised her that I would be waiting for her when she got cut loose. I Love her very much and I want to share a life with her. I couldnt look at my self in a mirror or look her in the eye if I ever did slip.

[jsnake]

i slipped once......on a bar of ivory soap and before anyone asks(and you know someone will, in this nutty group),.....no i didnt bend down for it!!..

[krummy]

Okay, so I guess you used your toes like a monkey and picked it up HUH?

[Kay's man 4ever]

slow on the uptake.

He had the butler pick up the soap and return it to its designated receptacle.

Then, the 'man Friday" ensured the heated towel rack was set to the proper 85 degrees Farenheit.

Geez, what kind of prisons do you guys frequent?

California has valet parking for your limo!

Kay's man 4ever

[krummy]

Well you know Jack, I do live in the backwoods of Texas. So what did you expect?
Caviar and Champagne?

[Kay's man 4ever]

for breakfast, of course not.

That is what "brunch" is for.

Plus, you should enjoy said repast while enjoying the "waterfront" territory near the showers.

OMG, you guys need a serious cellblock event planner to ensure that you don't continue to use your salad fork with your Ramen noodles.

Sigh, my work is never done with you folks!

Kay's man 4ever

[krummy]

HUH? Salad fork? You mean there are different types?

[metro3480]

Originally Posted by Kay's man 4ever

Geez, what kind of prisons do you guys frequent?

Kay's man 4ever

I visit one where all the women wear color coordinated, one size fits all maternity outfits. Which go ooohhhhhh sooooooo well with their Buddy Holly era or should I be modern and say "retro" birth control glasses.

But they do serve Panini's in the vending machines.

But valet for my limo? I am feeling cheated right about now. All they ever do is check the engine compartment to see if I am trying to smuggle someone in.

[Kay's man 4ever]

and it makes me hot!

TMI!!!!

Gotta hope that there is "some hunk of burnin love" smoldering under the size 20XXX outfits.

Bad jack!

Go to the corner of the shower and hand out towels to all the ladies!

Jack

Originally Posted by metro3480

I visit one where all the women wear color coordinated, one size fits all maternity outfits. Which go ooohhhhhh sooooooo well with their Buddy Holly era or should I be modern and say "retro" birth control glasses.

But they do serve Panini's in the vending machines.

But valet for my limo? I am feeling cheated right about now. All they ever do is check the engine compartment to see if I am trying to smuggle someone in.

[krummy]

Paninis and valet parking? Man I know I am living wrong now. What gives? I know Texas is living in the Judge Roy Bean era now.

[metro3480]

Jack, You are way more of a man than I.

My wife won't let me see her in her birth control glasses. I've promised I won't laugh, but she knows me way too well, LOL.

[Kay's man 4ever]

Bad news, I have not touched her for years now, as all our visits are behind glass.

Good news, since unfortunately I have been faithful to my wife, she looks HOT to me no matter what.

Birth control glasses, size XXXX orange safety cone jump suit, she has told me that she feels like she ought to smoke a cigarette after I stare at her for an hour because she feels like I have ravished her with my eyes!!!!!!!!!

BUSTED!

Bad jack!