asking men

[elsapunzi]

Always remember these five important rules when asking a man to do something:

1. Make sure the man is conscious.

2. Crash the hard drive on his computer and line the bird cage with the sports section.

3. Be brief! Limit your nagging harangue to two, three hours, max.

4. Reward him for cooperative behaviour. Offer to cook him something that doesn't have a peel-back cover.

5. Punish him when he refuses to cooperate. Microwave his remote on high power for 55 minutes. Rotate 1/4 turn, and microwave again for another 35 minutes.

6. Use "would you" or "will you" instead of "you'd better" or "do as I say and no one will get hurt".

[whisky 23]

i will have to remember those

[elsapunzi]

i thought that was funny when i found it

[missingmybaby1]

That was too cute thanks

[DaveMoff]

You can also iron his underwear with heavy starch.

My mother was fond of that one, at least. Does anyone still iron?

[gypsysmagician]

Haha, I remember those times when they were ironing and starching also the bedcovers etc. Thanks for reminding me of those good ol' times