Kids say the darndest things

[Missingmyman76]

I'm lmfao!! I have laughed so hard reading all these i started crying. I have so many I dont know where to start.
A few weeks ago i went to pick up my daughter from her great grandmas.she came over at me looking pissed i said whats wrong baby. she said im mad at nanny; i said why? she said she flicked me first and then i flicked her first. she had took her finger and flicked my grandma so she did it back to her. like aweek later my daughter told me and my mom she loved us but was still mad at nanny i said why (i had already forgotten the whole incident) she looks so innocent and she said "nanny flicked me first" lol and they never forget nothing. my b/f had taught her some bad words so i heard her say something one day and told her no thats a bad word -- well with him being locked up i get so mad lately i have a potty mouth.. so all u hear at my house is sh.. mommy thats a bad word.. sorry baby//da.. mommy thats a bad word... sorry baby //and so on and so on every day(shes 3 by the way)--- My son said something to me the other day that wasnt funny but means hes growing up way to fast- hes 8- my bf told him to be the man of the ouse why hes gone -- so like 2nd day he was gone my son asked to learn how to wash dishes-- i taught him and said where have u ever seen a man wash dishes lol-- but i was upset the other week (a happy upset)my son said whats wrong i said just miss michael but his date is now jan he looks at me and says thats better than may ( yep hes right and he made me laugh b/c he knew i needed his smart a..ness) i was talking to myself one day in the car with my kids with me-- i said i cant believe he did this 5 yrs ago and now were all paying for it and my son looked at me and said you learn from your mistakes ( how are 8 yr olds so wise sometimes?) he also said some kind of sayiing to me one day and i looked at him like omg how do u know that saying and it went right along what we were talking about-- i wish i could remember it now lol

[plmodel]

my friends mother told me, that when he was young, about six years old, used to go on the school bus, and always came back filthy with his clothes torn from playing on the grass, running around etc. One day when he came off, she got annoyed and said "Barry, why can't you just keep yourself clean and tidy, like everyone else does??"
He just stepped off the bus and said "mum, it's not my fault that the other kids don't know how to have fun"
From that day on, she's just let him get as messy as he wants, she figures that clothes can be replaced, but memories last forever