Know any good jokes? A birthday gift for my honey.

[hisnysoulmate]

Hey all,

Thought I'd create a light topic today that everyone could enjoy and participate in. My man has a birthday today and it saddens me that he is where he is today. However, he loves comedy and I thought I'd start a thread to gather a bunch of good jokes to send to him. I thought jokes about prison would be a nice place to start but feel free to share any that you think are good. Here's a couple to start it off:

A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife: "Dear husband, I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?"

The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all mail, replies in a letter: "Dear wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden. That is where I hid all the money."

A week or so later, he receives another letter from his wife. "Dear husband, you wouldn't believe what happened. Some men came with shovels to the house and dug up the back garden."

The prisoner writes back: "Dear wife, now is the best time to plant the lettuce."

Two robbers are talking in their shared jail cell:

''What are you in for?''

''I'm here for something I did not do!''

''So you are innocent? What didn't you do?''

''I did not run fast enough!''

[Caged Tiger]

This is my favorite:

A grasshopper walks into a bar and hops up onto the counter.

The bartender says "we have a drink named after you."

The grasshopper replies "You have a drink named Irving?"

[hisnysoulmate]

A man escaped jail by digging a hole from his jail cell to the outside world. When finally his work was done, he emerged in the middle of a preschool playground.
"I'm free, I'm free!" he shouted.
"So what," said a little girl. "I'm four."